What are some iconic Superman quotes?

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Oh man. The fear of technology is way too real nowadays. Everything he's describing has gotten worse.

He did

"fuck me batman fuck me"

The Bat is dead, bury it. Consider this mercy

Technology has made us dumber and paradoxically more physically isolated. Its been a disaster that underpins mankind's inborn stupidity

>i am a boring character that has to be put in a nonsensical plot to be barely entartaining

He said that yes. In a moment of doubt.

Regrettably people don't understand that, and just want Superman to never have any moment expect smiling and being goody all the time.

"Please see a therapist"
- Superman talking to OP

If I see someone making another post bitching about Superman or the DCEU on co/ I'm gonna drop a goddamn bollock.

I will never understand Snyder apologists

That was seriously such an edgy thing to say.

>Stay the fuck back or I’ll laser you godammit. I’ll laser every fucking one of you.

You're blaming technology for human failings. 150 years ago people were bitching that magazines were isolating people, that is the people who weren't literally illiterate.

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>No one stays good in this world
>stays good

"Ah yes slap me harder Lois... Now use the kryptonite whip"
-Superman at Jon's conception

If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?

Reeve being a blonde is still kind of a shock to me

Counterpoint: Jesus

And they killed him for it.

Better than being mopy and making murderous faces all the time

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what's wrong with being happy?

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Kek.

Plus Ultra!