Answer in the form of a question

who is George Lucas?

Who is literally every comic author after about 2005?

Watch the latter half of Gravity Falls season 2 and tell me he's not a hack again with a straight face

Who is your favorite writer?

Who is Brian Micheal Vendors?

Who is Neil Gaiman. Unpopular opinion since his works have been successfully adapted to film and his ideas can be good but his actual writing is terrible and I don’t get why everyone wants to blow him. Never where was the only book of his that I didn’t feel like I had to just power through.

he's not a hack straight to your face

Who is Alan Moore?

Who is Andrew Hussie?

Who is George W. Bush?

Who is Alex Hirsch? No seriously who is he I keep hearing about him and I don't get it

Rick Remender is pretty badass.

American gods could have been so good, then he just fucks it all up towards the end. To make things worse he justifies the shit show they made about it on tv. Im still so very angry about it

Who is Joss Whedon?

Hes a cartoonist who created gravity falls. A decent show for the 1st half, then completely shits the bed on the 2nd half.

EWWWW WHY WOULD THEY PUT SOMEONE SHITTING THE BED IN A SHOW?!!?!!!?! EWWWWW!!!!!

Gaiman has great ideas, concepts, lore, and imagination. Can't write dialog or interactions for shit though.

Because slippery slopes dont exist to the degenerate faggots

Who is Scott Snyder?
Who is Tom King?
Who is 95% of comic book writers?

That was the worst. Spent the entire fucking book agonizingly building to this showdown and then “hey guys, you’ve been duped. Go home.”
...
“Okay.”
I’m convinced people keep saying he’s a brilliant author only because everyone else says it.

THEY SLIPPED ON THE SHIT?!?!??!! EWWWWW!!!!! WTF?!!?! NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!

If it is any consolation, Gaiman would probably agree with all the criticism he gets and just tell you to write something the way you feel it should be done.

Who is Jonathan "Hackman" Hickman?

I know, theres a sequel or something but im just so mad i cant find myself reading it.
He is the kinda guy to be that snarky.

Yeah, his lack of an ego really makes it hard to be pissed at the guy. Having him stand up in court in support of the guy who got a bunch of loli manga from japan by saying "Sick dude, but we should never punish people for lines on paper with no victims" earned him a fair share of enemies too.

Who is Alan "I Will Rape Anything, Even Swamp Thing" Moore?

He is Alan Moore

Who is Grant Morrison?