The object at your left is your only defense against Stelio Kontos. How fucked are you?

The object at your left is your only defense against Stelio Kontos. How fucked are you?

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>My sword hanging on the wall and/or my shot gun in the closet.
Okay bring it on.

>headphones
Maybe they'll defend me against his... booming voice?

BRING IT OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!

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>shotgun
>M16
>Ruger 9MM

Think I'm good.

Cringe.

>Curtains
Well shit

you're fucked either way.

Hey, I'm at work. That is typical.

>A pen
Ha! Good luck swordfag!

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>a pair of pants lying on the floor
i could strangle him? maybe?

> two pairs of pants lying on the floor
get fucked user.

Full trash can, I'm boned.

You get a pass if you're not the sword fag.

Indeed, not the sword fag.

>an entire tree
Stand back anons, I’ve got this

>A Wall
Well let's see if he can smash through it

Fucking clean your rooms you faggots.

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>my bed
Uh, what are we gonna do on the bed?

Roll of toilet paper.

I'm a good runner.

*POMF*
Wah!

He's picking up so much speed!

I have a power drill and next to it I have 15 mts of extension.

I'm quite confident.

user no! now your gonna hear his theme on a personal level as he beats your ass/

i'll pick up the fucking stove and beat him with it

>paper plate and a copy of garth ennis' midnighter
HOW DO YOU LIKE PAPER CUTS

My sheets.
I'm dead

Pen pride world wide.

I could try to break his neck with my laptop

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>Lube

How appropriate.

>My lucky bed shovel for home self-defence
He has no chance.

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A fuckton of Lego.
Memes say I should be good.

>Comb
GO FOR THE EYES
GO FOR THE EYEEEEESSSSSS