You are now Sheldon J. Plankton for 24 hours. How do you spend it and how do you steal the Krabby Patty formula?

fuck my computer wife then pay 50 bucks to a random guy on the street to buy me 3 krabby patties, one for me, one for my computer wife and one for the ingredient machine.

These don't sound like diabolical schemes concocted by a genius. I WENT TO COLLEGE!
You've gotta build something to steal the formula, you can't just ask for it, you can't just buy it.
Like what about a giant drill we can use to get underneath the Krusty Krab. Krabs thinks I don't know about the Krusty Katacombs but I do, I know what he's got down there. It may not be the formula but if I can drudge up the skeletons in his closet, be they metaphorical or otherwise, he'll have NO CHOICE but to hand deliver me the formula in front of the ENTIRETY of Bikini Bottom!

Fine. I'll build a device to filter the sea water for all the gold in it. Then I'll leave a trail of nuggets to a bucket with a helmet inside made of gold. When crabs puts it on I can influence his thoughts. After a string of "bad business decisions" the krusty krab will be run down. I'll start a mob to go and riot by the krusty krab and with the confusion steal the recipe through the many holes that now pot mark the walls. Then I should have enough time to enlargen my no doubt tiny dick to fuck my robot wife.

The only option

I go to the Krusty Krab and try to buy a patty. When Krabs objects, I tell him I'm just in the mood to eat one and will have it in the restaurant so he knows I'm not pulling a fast one. I tempt him with my money, knowing that he can't refuse a paying customer. Meanwhile, my computer wife sneaks in the back to install cameras in the kitchen so that we can spy on the sponge to learn the secret ingredient. The cook will be on high alert, and will find the cameras fairly quickly. When he reports it to Mr. Krabs and the two confront me the next phase of the plan begins, as I stall while Karen infiltrates the safe to copy the secret formula. I claim that Krabs has caught on to me by removing the cameras, but that I do really want to eat a patty and will pay double with my scheme revealed. Etc. etc. the whole thing was a distraction while someone I hired buys three pattys to go.

FPBP

>Create a time machine
>Disguise myself as a cyber future robot guy with an eyepatch and scratches to look like I've been through some shit and explain to the Krusty Krab that they must come to the future with the secret formula to save the past, they can't bring the patties because only lifeforms can travel through time and not food
>We arrive in a fake dystopian Bikini Bottom in a different location's coordinates that I had prepared several hours prior
>fake Bikini Bottom in the future has a bunch of Chum Bucket and no Krusty Krabs and a bunch of cyborg side characters and background characters that I made that are actually entirely robots roleplaying for the environment
>we work together to find the scarcely found ingredients but I've actually carefully placed every possible component for burger patties and edible food in different scenarios, they need me to guide them because I know where everything is
>We make the Krabby Patties together
>I know the formula now
>pretend to die in the war and self-destruct
>Go back in time in the plankton sized time machine I prepared along with the robot disguise
>Chum Bucket now serves the Krabby Patty

Now THATS what I call "interfacing"

Retards.
I step outside the Chum Bucket, hand the first guy I see ten bucks, and tell him he gets twenty more if he gets me a Krabby Patty
Nobody suspects a thing

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has plankton ever actually eaten a krabby patty before?
he might recognise the taste of the secret formula if he bit into it

Mr. Krabs literally keeps the formula hidden under his mattress.

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Easy, I build a Robot Spongebob to take his place after I steal all his Hats and Pants making him not able to come to work!

DADDY YES

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I build a robot that can hold a gun and then I just shoot Mr.Krabs but the bullet ricochets off his shell and strikes me through the head killing me instantly.

This, I bet she's loud while fucking.

I pay someone a hundred bucks to get me a Krabby Patty.

Focus on making my own food better.
A secret recipe doesn't mean shit if Plankton can't figure out how to make edible food. There's more than one recipe in the world.

>create a poison that only I know how to cure
>poison Krabs
>trade the recipe for the cure
>but actually there is no cure, it's just another dose of the poison

A loading screen of Nicktoons MLB has George Liquor interacting with Plankton and the Almighty Tallest.

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Knowing the show rando fish would forget your deal and eat the patty because it's a delicious temptation

FPBP and my fucking answer.

IMAGINE BEING SO HORNY