Meanwhile at the Watchtower
Meanwhile at the Watchtower
Cooper Davis
Brody Foster
Hey guys. I know I'm kinda new with the maintenance crew here, but is it normal for Martian Manhunter to just stare at a wall for hours at a time mumbling to himself?
Nolan Bailey
Yeah, he does that. Let him concentrate.
Christian Roberts
I can escape from anything, whether it be from death traps, super villains, my responsibilities as a husband, nothing is unescapable for me.
Noah Torres
Alright. But while I got you, can you tell me what's the deal with the Spectre exactly? He is either the most powerful thing in creation or he can't do anything at all with basically no in between. Hell, I think there are some days I could even kick his ass.
Bentley Garcia
You got a statuesque stunner for a wife that is happy being a traditional 1950s style housewife. Why are you escaping that, Mr. Free?
Oliver Brown
OH NO
Landon Cruz
I'll just use my awesome abilities to escape from this conversation
Henry Williams
Aim it for Israel.
Carson Thompson
Yeah yeah, we'll deal with falling our of orbit in a second.
Which one of you no-good leeches stole my lunch. That was specially prepared by Loi... I mean, Kryptonian Science.
Isaiah Jones
Aiden Sanchez
It's the writers. They're always arguing on how strong they should make him, so his abilities wildly fluctuate. Now, enough questions and get back to work. The InJustice League is on their way, and you're due to be blown out of a hull breach in half an hour. And the scene involving your death wont be as meaningful if you're late.
Luke Jackson
Ra dammit Bruce! This is the last time I let you humiliate me! Let's go, right here in the mess hall! God vs. Man! Day vs. Night! Prissy Lunch stealers vs. Hungry Alien!
Elijah Edwards
Superman, sir! If you don't get watchtower back in orbit soon, were gonna loose the pool area!
Jaxon Peterson
Dylan Cruz
Do you guys wonder how Darkseid can use the omega beam. It's because he eats lots of carrots to improve his eyesight.
Be like Darkseid, because Darkseid is.
Zachary Bell
I like you.
Have a chair.
Levi Lewis
Guys, it looks like the chair has gone berserk. What should we do?
Juan Roberts
>Ra
Cameron Harris
So what do you guys think of my new outfit? Is it cool?
Austin Lee
Princes Kept the View
Dominic Martin
Uhm...hey guys. Al from maintainance here. I have complaint to make. Well technically the whole maitaince crew has a complaint, but I'm the one who drew the short straw, so here I am. We need to have a serious talk about Wonder Woman's rampant sexual harassment of maitaince personnel.
Christopher Foster
I can fix that
Samuel Davis
Im back guys. had to teach some kid not to mess with me
Dominic Rivera
Look Hal, for the last time. You're not allowed to create a construct of a giant dildo to rape 1000 kids at once with while wearing a panda suit, playing the accordion, and suing five different establishments at the same time.
Carter Brown
Goddamnit Hal. What is with you and children? Either you want to fuck the shit out of them or you want to beat the shit out them. There's no in between with you.
Jace Butler
that wasn't me...this time
no no. it's only 1 kid. some fucker calls himself Ben10 or something
Christopher Cruz
Look Bruce I understand that your a scotch man but I don't appreciate you calling me a fag for enjoying a good Mojito.
Blake Fisher
I think you mean "Giant Space Dildo"
Liam Jackson
Has anyone seen my grandson?
Jacob Gomez
Seriously guys. Wonder Woman has been abusing her power to sexually harass all the maitaince personnel for months. Everyone has been assaulted by her. And we know that you know it's happening. There's cameras everywhere. If she isn't reprimanded soon, then we'll be going public with this.