If you had to be a villain's goon who would you choose to work with? You would you wouldn't want to work with?
If you had to be a villain's goon who would you choose to work with? You would you wouldn't want to work with?
Matthew Ramirez
Owen Anderson
I hear Taskmaster is easy to work with
Luke Barnes
Marvel of DC? Marvel has Punisher and a lot of other trigger happy heroes. DC has a revolving door at Arkham.
Andrew Kelly
Either
Landon Hill
not two face or joker
Benjamin Wright
Lex Luthor. LexCorp's employee-benefits alone would be worth it.
Evan Hill
This is a tough one as I don't wont to work with a psycho nor do I want to be beaten half to death or killed by a hero.
Cameron Cruz
Freeze
Nicholas Murphy
she doesn't use goons very often, but Catwoman's crimes tend to be non-violent, so she feels like a safe option
Liam Brooks
Atrocitus
Anthony Jenkins
Definitely no one DC, those guys will shoot you for a laugh. In marvel, incompetence will get you Vadered. I'd rather be a spiderling, but if not then Magneto. He's the only one who cares about his people.
Hudson Baker
Probably Penguin, he seems one of the more "stable" of Batman's rogues and he seems like he pays well for loyalty.
Luthor would be other, but I don't think I'm smart enough to work at lexcorp.
Michael Sullivan
Mr. Nobody seems like a nice enough guy who appreciates his henchmen. Doesn't do anything to intentionally kill them at least, seems to try and help them fit in and self actualize.
Juan Phillips
Dr. Doofenschmirtz
Brayden Nguyen
I bet Kingpin would be good to his men. I think some of them get powers or a powersuit or something sometimes, right? That'd be cool.
Hunter Wilson
He’ll strangle his assistant because he has anger issues
Daniel Scott
>I don't think I'm smart enough to work at lexcorp
How are you at answering phones and taking messages and how do you look in a short skirt?
Cooper Morales
Hm.
Maybe Penguin, then. But I think he only hires hot chicks or bird-shaped people.
Dylan Reyes
mr freezer he actually give health care packages
Leo Sanders
Penguin will murder a guy laughing because he’s paranoid/insecure thinking said poor sap is laughing at him. Actually to be more specific, he’ll ruin your life to the point where you off yourself
Oliver Myers
You gotta take into account two factors:
1) Who your boss is gonna be
2) Who you're gonna be fighting
1 takes out most of Batman's gallery, for instance, because they're psychos who will probably end up killing you one way or another. 2 takes out anyone who tangles with, say, the Punisher on a regular basis, because you WILL get Franked.
The safest A-list heroes that don't require gimmicks (good luck being a fully non-aquatic Aquaman villain! Even Manta has to wear that helmet and suit) are probably Spider-Man and Superman. Of those, the villains who would probably be okay bosses are the mostly-sane, trying-to-appear-legitimate types, so Lex Luthor and Kingpin.
Realistically, if you're henching for Lex Superman will do his best to ignore you and/or deal with you as gently as possible. And Lex will probably give you solid benefits and will almost certainly not shoot you himself, unlike Two-Face or Joker, who might depending on their disposition. Same for Kingpin/Spidey - mostly low stakes stuff, Spidey might break your arm at worst, Kingpin owns most of NYC so he'd probably get you out sooner rather than later even if you end up in prison, and both Kingpin and Lex go fully "media celebrity" legit multiple times in their careers, so you might end up in an actual fully legal job if you play your cards right.
William Mitchell
Oh yeah, I remember that page.
Uhhh.. Hell. I dunno. The Riddler? Does he kill his own guys? Struggling here.
Wyatt Hill
Both Lex ansd Kingpin have done the whole 'you've failed me for the last time thing' tho, but I do agree overall if you're a low-level mook unlikely to get facetime with the boss they're probably the safest bet.
James Turner
Luthor doesn't care how smart you are
But he may care how much hair you have
Kayden Brooks
Fisk because the labs at Crime Central are state of the art.
Wyatt Torres
I will never not love that in the Spidey TAS verse, the fucking Chrysler building is known as CRIME CENTRAL because of the Kingpin.
CRIME.
CENTRAL.
Jaxon Hughes
Madam Hydra
Carson Brown
>The reports of my demise were greatly exaggerated!
>YOU WILL WISH THEY WERE NOT!
Hudson Morris
But you wanna think about if you're okay being roughed up by Spidey or Murdock.
Wyatt Reed
If I pick Apocalypse, does that mean I get to be a horseman?
Dylan Lee
Henching seems like the kinda thing nobody would ever do after the first time some random villain goes nuts and kills their minion for failing him.
Jaxson Nelson
If you don’t pass his IQ standards or make him feel like a fool, you’re done
Leo Torres
>Try to clock in
>Password changes everyday and is the answer to some shitty overly complicated riddle
Nolan Gomez
probably penguin because he seems to respect loyal goons and his heists always seem to pay a lot
also two face because he seems to be pretty equal about the money splitting
Cooper Nguyen
That's a terrible picture of Kingpin. Looks like a no-class Soprano.
Owen Cook
I worked with a guy with heavy burns. I know how to keep my mouth shut.