JSA Storytime: Astro City

Good evening owls and robofuckers,

my internet is being robust

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FUCKING FINALLY

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completely robust

so robust I can't download the digital

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Hello, Storyteller.

Ah, good old American Internet infrastructure. Rated worst in the world, all made possible by the oligopoly providing the illusion of choice while actively keeping service at as low quality as possible so they can keep squeezing.

Don't worry about it senpai, thanks for trying. AND FUCK THAT SPACETWINKS GUY

I am living for him finally getting shat on by various people

>oligopoly
So on the one hand, an oligopoly is probably bad, but on the other hand it's a really fun word to say.

The dam broke and the floodwaters of scorn poured out. Congrats, you finally got noticed by the pros.

Deets

Hey OP.

That helmet would actually probably be conductive enough to actually make the chair work.

That Avengers game looks like refried ass. Hardly surprising, live services are inherently trash and barely count as video games.

I have seen this name before, but I do not have context for why he is hated.

I logged on and saw everyone subtweeting him but he had already deleted his tweet I think, what a clown

Is that the Square one? Damn, I had high hopes for that.

Wait, fucking hell. Part four of four? I missed a storytime!

>tfw no judgemental giant metal space goddess gf

Good news! Part of that oligopoly owns DC (again) and just fired a bunch of editors!

The beta revealed everyone's primary concerns. It's repetitive, money-grubbing, generic AAA trash. Basically Anthem with Marvel characters.

sob

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Last night

>tweet
Oh if he deleted then you missed out, cause it was not a single tweet. It was multiple twitter threads. Dude is insane

Spacetwinks is this insufferable communist furry who has somehow acquired a reputation for speaking truth about the issues of the comics industry despite never actually working in it, and has embraced said attitude and enjoys lecturing people about Obvious Things They Could All Do etc. from a standpoint of sheer moral superiority

Watching Villalobos tear into him was beautiful

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Fuck. I was sure she'd said Tuesday last week.

I looked at a Transformers thread and it hurt me.

Also I don't follow the right people on twitter cause I didn't see nearly enough of the spacetwinks stuff. (Twitter person who goes on long rants about comics got told they didn't know what they were talking about by pros)

How're y'all

i may well have fucked it up! I've been known to do that, I hardly remember what day it is these days

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Villalobos rules. I love him

Pseudo-intellectual dipshit armchair industry analyst who makes overly long word salad hot takes that are legendarily histrionic, hypocritical, and inflammatory.
Also uses social/political issues as an excuse to vitriolically shit all over everyone he doesn't like, often using insane mental gymnastics to twist everyone's words around to imply they are actually evil.

Basically, Dunning-Kruger asshole meets standard twitter scold.

I know he'd never make any point in less than 9,001 words. I did see him walking back on some of it with Villalobos Nah she said Monday and then yesterday said tomorrow

>It's repetitive
Well, it's a Square RPG innit?

also I mean people were all "oh god, waiting for the Spacetwinks take" last night when the DC news started to drop, and lo he did not disappoint

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i was losing my mind at him talking to villalobos and taking like 20 tweets to do it.

Who dat?

Ah, so he's a right-wing Youtuber. Got it.

>Also I don't follow the right people on twitter cause I didn't see nearly enough of the spacetwinks stuff
No, that means you DO follow the right people on twitter.

it was so cathartic because people have been mocking him for ages but something snapped and a bunch of actual comics people just straight up told him off for once

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How supremely dumb was it? Dumbest I've seen is some retailers celebrating for "having it coming" since breaking from Diamond, seemingly blissfully unaware that the alleged promotions signal a move away from the LCS model entirely.

and his "apology" to Villalobos was "I shouldn't have said that to you but you can't blame me for having strong feelings"

it was "Cebulski could hire everyone from DC right now and won't because he's evil" along with "everyone in comics could have a union and chooses not to, never mind all the times Busiek has told me about the legal issues involved with freelancers"

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no i didn't see any dunks on him!

i tuned him out long ago because like I can't take you seriously with that name, I get it it's the internet but c'mon. And I'm supposed on your side dude! Also I hate people who have to make everything a 200 post thread, JUST BLOG! (exceptions to this are like "i'm reading/watching X and keeping it together)

>never mind all the times Busiek has told me about the legal issues involved with freelancers"

I liked his portrayal of Busiek as like a Pinkerton slapping down the idea of unions, what the fuck dude

The LCS furious at DC breaking away from Diamond were among the dumbest people to begin with

>Basically, Dunning-Kruger asshole meets standard twitter scold

So a Twitter scold.

Never mind

Busiek dressing up as a catman and stealing off into the night to beat up union bosses.

a Twitter scold annoying enough to be widely known and memorable for it, like some of the better Usenet kooks

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It never gets less absurd that Cebulski invented a fake Japanese persona to write Marvel mangaverse.

Most twitter scolds can at least keep it to one or two tweets at a time

He's a prime example of what too much time on the internet does to your brain

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>catman
That’s way too good of a name for a Buisick character. It’d be something like Warfist or Track Star.