I never thought about it, but do you think there will ever be homestuck 2 merch? I mean the comic is technically the only current thing actively running, but there's no way it gets popular enough to justify physical shit, right?
I never thought about it, but do you think there will ever be homestuck 2 merch...
Austin Robinson
Noah Hall
I guess you could almost count the epilogues, since that's a whole ass book, but it's not really the same thing.
Jack Robinson
user basically everyone fucking hates the comic, and Viz actively refused to fund it and I'm pretty sure they have merch rights, so no thankfully there's probably not going to be HS2 merch.
Jace Morales
Imagine: pins and posters with the face of the characters and their particular LGBT flag.
LOL I was going to list what flag would every character have and I was going to give Nazi flags to the Straight characters. Then I realized that there's literally only one cis straight character, and they did turn her into a literal Nazi.
Anthony Diaz
>pins and posters with the face of the characters and their particular LGBT flag.
Is this the most low effort art there is? I see it everywhere and it's always the same shit where it's literally just a sprite in front of a flag.
Chase Johnson
there's still a lot of die-hards
Nathan Hill
That's because it's just meant to be an avatar on social media. Half the time "headcanons" are just heavily projection onto the character, and then arguing with other people who project differently.
Jack Wood
Noah Bennett
Lincoln Johnson
Anthony James
how the hell does this dumpster fire have so many patreon subscribers
Daniel Taylor
Davekat fans.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Oof this actually got me
Targeting the mentally ill is highly profitable user
Carson Martin
just give her some fucking happiness Hussie you piece of shit.
Ryder Edwards
>tfw retarded so can't properly put my dislike of the latter parts of the comic(mid act 6 and everything after) into words
feels bad to know something upset me but I dont know an ounce of critical theory so I cant say anything of value to criticise it
Owen Smith
if it makes you feel any better, it's all probably been said
Liam Martinez
Bow before the god empress
All trolls will annihilated
Lucas Baker
Based and Crockertiered
Anthony Hall
I hate this shitty comic.
Dylan Gomez
tell me about it
Isaiah Taylor
Jane Crocker shivers as she enters her walk-in freezer to retrieve a vat of chocolate for her latest baking endeavour. She approaches the shelf, and immediately curses herself for putting it up so high. She thinks maybe she could just reach it if she got on her tiptoes.
Just a little further... almost got it...
SPLOOOSH!
She accidentally tips the conatainer over, sending a cascade of cold liquid chocolate all over herself. It was kept as a liquid in the freezer by virtue of there being so much of it, but now that it was spread so thin, it started to harden almost instantly.
"No, no, no, I gotta get outta here-!"
But it was too late. The chocolate had already completely hardened, trapping her in a rigid shell of sweetness.
Jane tries to call out, but the chocolate had covered her mouth completely, so all that came out was a muffled "MMMPH!"
Who knows how long it'll be before someone finds her in here...
Connor Lewis
I don’t want to
Joseph Cox
I unironically think Jane improved in the epilogue.
Carter Morgan
Epilogue simps have no place in this household.
Jaxon Rivera
About an hour of struggling (to no avail) later, Jane hears the freezer door open. It's Terezi, trying to sneak some sweets! Finally, her salvation!
"WHO4, COOL CHOCOL4T3 ST4TU3!"
...or not. Jane tries desperately to tell Terezi that she isn't a statue, but the muffling from within her chocolaty prison is almost inaudible.
"1'M SUR3 NO ON3 WOULD M1ND 1F 1 TOOK A QU1CK T4STE..."
Terezi goes to lick the statue.
NOOOOOOO!, Jane thinks, as she knows what will happen next.
Terezi's tongue touches the breasts of the now-mortified Jane, and quickly freezes to the smooth surface in the frigid temperature of the freezer.
"HUH? 1'M THTUCK! THTUP1D THT4TU3!"
Jane hopes Terezi can get her tongue free soon, but Terezi's more worried about the stiffening feeling she's getting...
James Williams
>stuckinstone
>chocolate
Caleb Cox
Another hour later, Terezi ends up freezing solid in the chill, now trapped in a rigid prison of her own. Now they were both in need of rescue.
Jane sighs. She could at least forgive the trapping herself too, but did Terezi really need to lick there?
Liam Bennett
In the same way a nicely coiled turd can contribute to a septic tank.
William Rodriguez
as sad as i am and will continue to be about one of my favorite comics just sucking ass now, theres something that just gets me so erect about how hard everything is crashing down on these writers, the amount of people fucking off cause of a shit work environment, the amount of fans just so fucking done with thier bullshit, the fact that the people that they try to spite just ended up gaining a bigger following. The fact that despite pandering to the tumblr crowd they keep making decisions that would make the tumblr crowd the most angry.
Its damn near orgasmic.
Xavier Long
How do you think they handle their relationship in the wake of things now? It's not as if they can just go back to normal and pretend nothing happened.
Brandon Morales
they probably would tough
cunts