Thor #6 Storytime

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OH MY GOD THEY ARE STILL BITCHSLAPPING EACH OTHER

So Thor is a herald of Galactus now? Didn't he just get his hammer back months ago? Why is it that modern comics burn through so many different status quos like a fat kid with candy? Why can't they keep a consistent status quo for at least a few years before they go balls to the wall?

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God what shitty Thorwank this has been. You guys bitch about Hulk, Superman, and Batman all the time, but this is fucking ridiculous

Cates couldn't think of anything else so that's all he did right up to the end

>EACH OTHER
>implying this has been anything but one sided Gallan abuse

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Same difference

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>So Thor is a herald of Galactus now?
Not anymore
>Didn't he just get his hammer back months ago?
More like year ago
>Why is it that modern comics burn through so many different status quos like a fat kid with candy? Why can't they keep a consistent status quo for at least a few years before they go balls to the wall?
Being fair to Cates, he still has Thor as king of Asgard so he's at least not changing shit up and disregarding the previous run. Not like he would because it was Aaron

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This is absolute trash, holy fuck.
Also
>"For [all these dumb OC planets I made up for this run, including the puppy planet in my shitty Silver Surfer Blah mini]"

Is Cates the Marvel Snyder?

no because he can actually write an ending

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Cates can be pleasantly entertaining, Snyder can't. At least not anymore

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>so he's at least not changing shit up
Aside from, you know, retconning Galactus origin to make up this derivative black cloud villain? Same origin that was already well explored before he messed with it?
LMAO I hope you don't mean Cates, it's like you didn't read his GOTG or Death of the Inhumans. Honestly you've all been in a Snyder hateboner which I guess adds up if you're a DC reader, but Jesus Christ don't give Cates any concessions, he's not good at all and has written less than him.

Oh come on. show some empathy , you little freak.

Good, Cates should write a Thor side book where it's just Thor abusing other marvel heroes, spread the love like they always do with Thor.

I guess this explains why is outfit is different in other books

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Amazing, the universe ending entity was taken out by a shitty explosion

Honestly, whilst I hate pretty much everything Snyder has done in years, I'd take even the ludicrous nonsense of Death Metal over this Thor run. I'm a fan of most of the characters being butchered here, so I do have to admit that I'm pretty biased, though.

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Empathy for fucking what?
The inhabitants of the planets were all moved to Asgard

Can we agree that the only good thing from this was Thor’s costume? Thor status quo is so shit, and the character wank is off the charts

I was talking about Thor's status quo from the previous run

OK, this comic has been good for one thing. That Thor reaction face is pure gold.

he devoured a lot of planets even before Earth knew he existed. He has always been a controversial existence, sometimes necessary, but controversial.

It was stated a billion times that Galactus is necessary to the Universe this story is stupid there is no way Thor wouldn't know about that at this point.

Does it also explain why Thor needs to wait for CM to save the day in Empyre?
Someone should have told Ewing that Thor can syphon energies since the 60's.

Just like an explosion took out Knowhere. Very original!
Ah sure, carry on then. But I don't think Cates of all people would complain about him being a King, after all he needs to have all of his characters pumped up to 11. If Aaron didn't have him as King, Cates surely would have.

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Yeah, this is the beginning of a new meme

Thor is dealing with mystical shit in Empyre, it was quite literally said that it's something only he can do

File name; “Odin’s beard!”

>Someone should have told Ewing that Thor can syphon energies since the 60's.
Ewing most definitely knows and it's insulting that you think Cates could lecture him. It's more like Thor wasn't around for Empyre because he had his own tie-in, now cancelled.

Why would he give a fuck about what Thor can probably do? He's a bad character at his core and this comic proves it.

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When did they become infinity GEMS again?

>Just like an explosion took out Knowhere. Very original!
I was thinking that this was more of Cates' worse version of Godbomb but I'd completely forgotten about that.

>zombie Man-thing
How does that even work?

Well, shit

>The Sentry

I thought he had been deliberately forgotten and erased again as all writers, except his creator, hated him.

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>More Thanos wank

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>as all writers, except his creator, hated him.
Wasn't Bendis the one that pushed Sentry?

Oh, Starling was with us this whole time

I think Cates was the one who brought him back in his Doctor Strange run and used him in his Marvel Knights mini

Fin.

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>He's a bad character at his core and this comic proves it.
This comic proves nothing other than Cates being a one trick pony

Remember when Thanos just gave up the stones because he realized ultimate power sucks ass? I miss that

>Marvel Comics aka Thanos, Knull, Thanos, Kull, Thanos, Knull, Knull and Thanos and sometimes Dr Doom

Is Cates a bigger Thanos cock sucker than Starling himself?

Thor event pretty much confirmed, Cates has everyone at marvel by the balls/pussy.

So Cates just got away with killing Galactus, even though he's supposed to be a very important part of the universe?

Yep, but apart from him and Jenkins (who wrote some embarrassing and utterly bad taste stories) all the other writers have always ignored him and put him on the sidelines.

He had some fans, but writers wanted him dead long before the Siege event.

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>Thor kills galactus
>infinity mjolnir
>The reason future surfer was a threat to Thanos was because he had mjolnir
>Knull got fucked by Thor
>A Vox basically solos all the inhumans but is easily taken out by beta ray bill
Cates needs to chill out with wanking the thor franchise above all else.

Like Galan never died/resurrected before

I honestly don't think anything can be worse than the whole Thanos usurping TOAA stuff. I feel genuinely bad for how badly the Tribunal has been treated in the past few years, bringing TOAA into it was even worse. (and I wonder if TOAA being called 'Above-All-Others' in that disaster show was a purposeful attempt to distance it from canon somehow)

He already has an event coming up

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Until Cates came along apparently.

There's no way in hell this sticks for long. The only question is if the poor guy will get to come back in a way that shows him any respect at all or if he'll end up Thor's Herald or something.

Correction: THIS is a bad Thor comic, I'm not even a fan of his but I've read good stories with him, this definitely isn't it. This is honestly terrible, I was waiting on the Black Winter to be taken out with ease but not like this. In that sense, Cates surprised me.
Dude, Thanos Wins had an incredible amount of wank that not even Infinity Ending had, even with that shit about him taking over TOAA for a bit. We're talking about the series where Thanos defeated every Abstract by himself off screen, INCLUDING The Living Tribunal, and got off on the Penance Stare. It was awful all around but it got a pass because it was "pretty epic". Just bullshit.
And it just goes to show he doesn't have any creativity left, remember that Thanos was dug out from his grave and used once again in his Guardians of the Galaxy run.
>(and I wonder if TOAA being called 'Above-All-Others' in that disaster show was a purposeful attempt to distance it from canon somehow)
It pretty clearly was, it's the only place where he's called that.

>Thor event pretty much confirmed
How does this confirm anything?
By your logic the Black Winter should've been an event villain but he was nothing more than fodder to set up the next BIGGER, COOLER death of the universe