God the TMNT are such shitty ninjas

They never perform a single act of ninjitsu or anything involving Chakra or the mystical side of ninjas.
They're literally ghetto tier ninjas, 99% of other ninjas would beat the shit out of them with even basic jutsus.
If Splinter is a grandmaster ninja teacher, why the hell did he only teach them basics instead of high level techniques (Or even low level mystical ones like a log decoy, that's one of the most iconic ninja skills of all)

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Anons don’t tell him about The Next Mutation

Of course not Next Mutation sucked.

>If Splinter is a grandmaster ninja teacher, why the hell did he only teach them basics instead of high level techniques
I don't know, user. It's almost like they're still teenagers and he's still teaching them, isn't it?

Ninjas are pretty ghetto in nature. They're code is more about getting things done.

Naruto only has powers because some aliens fucked some humans

Naruto Ninjas are far from the only ninjas in fiction to have powers.
In ninja mythology they could all that shit of running on water, making clones and spitting fire

bitch Naruto didn't invent magical ninjas

Naruto has corrupted your idea of ninjas, OP.

You mean "ninja's made up a bunch of shit to bullshit people with, while they ACTUALLY just focused on sneaking around and stabbing people with mundane pieces of sharpened metal"

Naruto isn't the only universe where ninjas learn magic, but by the same token, not every universe has magic for ninjas. TMNT is usually a universe where ninjutsu is just about stealth and martial arts.

I love Taki

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Naruto actually holds true to ninja lore.

Whatever you do do not watch Rise.
I really don't know why the bothered keeping the 'ninja' part of the title when they already changed pretty much everything and made all the fights loud explosive and without the tiniest bit of actual ninjary.
Just spammy too fast to keep up with shit on a plate.

Dude in 03 they used their ninja training to survive the vacuum of space and wield magic weapons get educated

Ninjas in general are ghetto versions of this handsome rogue right here.

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Most Ninjas were just assassins disguised as farmers. Not magicians throwing lighting and fireballs.

Why not? they actually learn magic and its a FUN show; It doesn't take itself seriously and goes back to its 80s roots.
Its has a host of great new villains and casts the shredder as a demonic greater villain above all others like he should be.

Didn't they turn into giant dragons in 03?

Fun to you, vastly annoying and unwatchable trash to me.
Really is just that simple user.

Splinter taught them from a WikiHow book on being a ninja. what did you think was gonna happen

You handsome devil, don't you ever die.

>casts the shredder as a demonic greater villain above all others like he should be
He wasn't supposed to come back after the very first issue when he died. No idea how Shredder got to be so iconic from that.

The Ninja Turtles ninja skills are bread and buster mastery as they can get. What gives them the edge is the "turtle" part of them. They're basically walking tanks that can run, jump, flip, punch, kick and wield ninja weapons.

Aside from them, every other depiction of a humanoid turtle are more akin to walking fortresses. Not exactly agile creatures in a nutshell.

Naruto is a trash show. Where were all the giant robot battles? For crying out loud, I don't recall a single time when Naruto's poses created explosions. Get with the times gramps.

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>Where were all the giant robot battles?

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I prefer Krang as a villain anyways.

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Because his return story in the and it's fall out was some of the best damn writing of the original Mirage run.

That was like the thematic point of Rise.

Every TMNT adaptation has them struggling to become "real" professional ninjas. And in Rise they do, only to realize it hinders them to completely abandon their style. It's literally "reject tradition, embrace modernity".

Didn't ninjas IRL behave similarly to how swat units and assymetrical soldiers/operatives/etc. behave today?

Ninjas "IRL" were just dressed like peasants and then shivved the lord when he wasn't paying attention because "Who cares about a peasant?"

there wasn't anything special about them, they're just the same as any other medieval assassin or spy, just with more folklore about them.