ITT: Let's make a superhero

Zeroes and fives decide what they're like.
Firstly, what's their superpower?

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The power to remove OP's faggotry.

they jizz ants

Being a clown who hates women, minorities and society

that's not a superpower but ok i'll accept that as a gimmick until i get an actual power

The power to grant superpowers to others with his semen.

alright i accept that one
What's his backstory?

The Jokester who Rapes vs The Batkek who Chuckles: Dawn of Snyder

Got his balls bitten by a radio active hooker

Show this panel on Twitter. They'd lose their shit

Got his balls bitten by a radioactive nigger

These can be the same suggestion. Consensus on radioactive black hooker bite?

Got his balls bitten by a radioactive Mexican

No one came to his birthday party when he was 10 so now he's pissed and ready to burn the world down

He kept putting his laptop on his lap

got his balls smashed by a hydraulic press

he took too many penis enlargement pills one day and now he's doctor manhattan tier enlightened

both of these

god stuffed his dick into his urethra and came

reroll

DMT

returned home one day to see his wife fucking the dog, which forever changed him

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fucked a radioactive dog up its ass

He was bitten by a radioactive, horny clown.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

Alright, what's his cool superhero name?

Splooge

Splat

Dr. Coom

FUUUCK, I was gonna call him: The Coomer

Alright, this is it! Your newest hip hero!
>Name is Splat
>Was bitten by a radioactive, horny clown
>Now hates society
>His semen is superpowered
Now... Who's his archenemy? Let's do this again! What's his archenemy's superpower?

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A fat mongoose man

archenemy is his boss, who defeats him by asking him to come in later tonight because we'll really be swampes without you man