My fellow Americans. Uh, good afternoon. I'd like to start by thanking all of y'all out there who have called and written letters about the safety of the first family. You'll be happy to know that Michelle, Sasha, Malia, myself and Bo are all fine. Everything is going to be okay. For us. We are currently in our own super secret underground bunker with enough food, and water, and entertainment to last us several lifetimes.
But I'm here to talk about you. In times of crisis, Americans flow together. And what's going to get us through this difficult time? Sharing. Lending a helping hand to our neighbor in their hour of need. Unfortunately, there is no cure for the pandemic we now face. But we do have an even more powerful weapon - compassion for our fellow man.
In conclusion, I want to say that we are all in for some tough times ahead. And when I say we, I mean you. But Michelle, Sasha, Malia, myself and Bo, are gonna be right here, rooting for you all the way. Good night, god bless you, and may god bless the United States of America.
Trump is white people's fault and they'll never admit it. That's what America gets for bring the unholy union of the Germanic propensity for destruction (self- and otherwise) and the African propensity for not learning shit.
Julian Wright
>Trump is white people's fault White people sound pretty based then.
Aiden Gomez
Trump's election is a direct repudiation of the Obama administration. The shear fact millions of Obama Supporters switched their vote for Trump in 2016 is evidence of this. Just admit Obama's shitty presidency is why the democrats are currently in shambles.
Kevin Watson
Is this what doing science looks like?
Owen Morgan
where are you getting this millions of voters switch garbage from pol? because he literally didn't win the popular vote
Carter Perez
Coal never came back, though.
Joseph Murphy
I HATE CHINA SO GODDAMN MUCH BOYS. I'M HAVING TO WASTE PART OF MY YOUTH BECAUSE SOME DUMB FUCK ATE A BAT. I'M SO FUCKING MAD HOLY SHIT.
>Niggers refuse to vote because Bernie didn't get in >Trum wins >IT'S ALL WHITE PEOPLES' FAULT Not surprising. Negroids never take responsibility for their own actions.
Owen Ward
From the Rust Belt, or did you forget Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania flipping?
Ryan Butler
I'm pretty sure someone like you would have wasted it regardless.
Alexander Barnes
>..and my daughter's getting big white cock pushed into every one of her holes.
Why didn't he raise her right?
Adam Hughes
The Democrats were utterly devastated in state and Congressional elections in 16. The last time they were that weak on the national level was in 1928.
Aiden Hill
So, going with the premise that Obama and the rest of the Democrats didn't support middle class whites enough during the recession. Too much federal relief money went to the rich and not to them, so they voted for Trump as a big middle finger to politics.
So now they've got this authoritarian kleptocrat who can only rarely speak a coherent sentence , What little time and effort he can barely manage each day between blithering twitter tirades, he expends on keeping himself and his cronies out of prison while exploiting every federal resource to line their own pockets. While also fellating Putin's dick at every possible opportunity.
You really think the majority are going to continue propping up this self-serving ass-wipe because 14 years ago, the black guy didn't send enough money their way?
Gabriel White
>authoritarian But ironic you call him an authoritarian when the only states calling for shut downs, curfews, removing people's right to defend themselves, have some of the greatest amounts of police brutality, and actively pursuing speech laws are all democrat strongholds. You've got no leg to stand on.
Parker Jackson
Dumb bugchaser
Hunter Myers
>While also fellating Putin's dick at every possible opportunity. you seriously still believe in the Russian Collusion? Shit did you forget that Trump carpet bombed a Russian base in Syria? Jesus Christ dude wake the fuck up.
Thomas Gomez
>bugchaser user Oh hey bud how you doing? Still voting Biden and Kamala even though it goes against every moral you claim to have?
Jace Hill
Yeah lol.
Samuel Walker
>cartoon Obama is more dignified than Trump
Cooper Perry
They’re both ghouls, who gives a fuck about candor?
William Moore
>Niggers refuse to vote
source?
Oliver Cook
The 2020 election is a choice between voting for the problem or the source of the problem. Fuck it, vote green.
Although I honestly like Trump's foreign policy positions more than Obama's.
Isaiah Rodriguez
>Insults niggers during my rant. >Thinks I'm a nigger I'm Asian you dumbfuck It's fun that you white fucks think niggers are the only ones that hate you.
James King
To be fair you Asians are racist assholes who vote against your own interests
Connor Davis
Oh? and who is going to be number one on the world stage in 20 years :) Have fun coping bud.
not china considering their on the brink of economic collapse and can't even win a fight against India
Anthony Carter
based fuck republicans
Jace Ross
mhm. You have a source to back up that claim or are you just using feelings like all libs?
Asher Johnson
Nice deflection.
Leo Anderson
Trump hasn't started a war. That is an accomplishment, you know. You think resisting the MID is easy?
Gavin Edwards
Better argument than none at all fag
David Morales
Democrats have to win, on average, 60% of a given state's vote in order to win 50% of the legislative seats. In a majority of the states with narrow Republican control, it's actually minority rule. They lost the popular vote but gerrymandered districts gave them more seats.
Your vote literally counts less than 1 if you vote Democrat, whereas in some states voting Republican is like 1.5 votes. America doesn't have a democracy or a republic; it's whatever Rwanda was.
Tyler Foster
>I'm Asian Die squint-eye
Anthony Young
In our election system, you vote for candidates, not against them, user. White people made up the majority of Trump's support, therefore it's their fault.
Dylan Wright
Well China having to ally with Pakistan just to feel safe from India is pretty pathisad
Camden Jackson
So who are you? if you get this reference you get cookies
and not voting is basically voting against everyone. If you're really that pissed at the results you have equal rain to blame the near 40% of Americans who didn't vote.
Lucas Walker
You do realize a major factor of trump winning was black people not coming out to vote? If they maintained their voting levels of the Obama elections trump would’ve lost Michigan and Wisconsin. Also you niggas are the reason we got Biden and Hillary over Bernie so quit acting like your complete lack of agency is no factor in these elections
Benjamin Sanchez
user facebook ads didn't sway the election.
Dominic Lopez
Lololol, Bernie isn’t the nominee for the dem party BECAUSE of blacks
Evan Perez
Black people support Biden though. None of them liked Bernie. The fuck?
Liam Thompson
Not for lack of trying. He was going to start WW3 with Iran, remember? That was this year
James Jones
It’s a boomer/zoomer divide.
Levi Davis
Maybe, maybe not.
But collusion is collusion and Trump and his lot are literal traitors.
Julian Long
Mass was the only state where statistically more black people than whites people voted for Bernie, it’s pretty interesting how unilaterally black people rejected Bernie. Which is funny because Bernie threw working class whites under the bus in an attempt to court the black vote in 2016
Oliver White
...
Brody Long
That was never going to start WWIII and only idiots think otherwise. Iran didn't even have an argument on the world stage as their general wasn't even legally supposed to be in the country he was when he was drone struck.
Anthony Scott
Why should people vote for Hilary "Backed down on healthcare doubled down on the crime bill" Clinton?
>Biden True but I'm literally in stupid drawn-out arguments with family over that bullshit.
Eli Reyes
Actually the polls showed older white woman allowed Biden to win South Carolina, showing that Karen’s are Biden base. Everyone younger then 40 got with Bernie.
Asher Hughes
strange how that document didn't even mention Trump or his campaign.
Kevin Martin
Zig Forums has been trying desperately to "redpill" the Berniecels against the 55-year-old black church grannies who went with Obama’s veep instead
Easton Turner
>Everyone younger then 40 got with Bernie. And they didn't show up to vote