Convince me why I should vote for your character within 5 seconds, or I'll press this button.
ITT: Ms and Mr Zig Forums advertisements
Camden Scott
Nicholas Evans
Angel dust is based and racist
Benjamin Cook
He always wins.
Parker Lopez
FELINE
ROBOT
PUSSY
Angel Murphy
She redeemed Starscream.
Kevin Green
He likes booty
Tyler Sullivan
He's got a nice waist.
Xavier Taylor
>Okay, I gotta make a confession here. I don't really get this whole voting and democracy thing; all we really learned about it in school back in Gimmelshtump was that it was Greek and involved people talking a lot and numbers somehow. So I don't know if it's about whoever can yell OPEN loudest or has the most pieces of their plate afterward or what. People vote and that's a good thing and that's... a thing. Again, I don't know how it works.
>But what I do know is that these contests apparently hinge on Memes for the first few rounds before just settling on whoever has the funkiest hair and best unrealistic body shape. Let me tell ya, I have both of those in spades; see this hair? It looks like a spider has a death grip on my skull! Plus these lanky, titanium arms and the general weirdness of how I, geez, I'm... I'm going to go eat some ice cream and stop looking at myself in the mirror for a few weeks.
Ryder Howard
>a warrior girl who loves playing her sword.
>is a friend of black kid and Ed-lookalike kid.
>who also loves fantasy novel/books with Stacks.
Kelsey Pokoly for Ms. Zig Forums 2020.
David Phillips
>Terrible character from a terrible show
No
Brayden Adams
bump
Gavin Rogers
She supports who's getting reelected this year
Jack Sanders
He’ll kill you and revive you as a slave if you don’t
Jaxon Roberts
Vote for him so that you can wake up dead
Jace Jones
She’s a kind soul who cares for her child and makes the best cucumber sandwiches around.
Thomas Foster
She's Bernard's thicc girlfriend.
Brayden Thomas
How could this not win Ms. Zig Forums?
Isaac Watson
Sneeduck
Chase Scott
She's the only waifu who actually encourages you to fap instead of being against it
Samuel Hill
Caveman getting dinopussy
what other reasons do I have to give?
Juan Rivera
She genuinely considers her readers to be her friends, so it'd probably mean more to her than a lot of the other waifus here.
Nicholas Gutierrez
She with knit you a nice sweater.
Jordan Hill
Go ahead, for the main feature is what you're about to see anyways.
Mason Jackson
Because she's a 6'3 marshmallow milf with a heart of gold.
Luis King
Boopy doopy doopy doop!
Boop boopy doop!
Leo Baker
Got you one 10ft cyborg packed with six sets of duranium talons, a collection with a gorillion stolen lightsabres and enough autistic thirst for vengeance it rivals that of Anakin's.
There's also nobody nuLucasfilm hates more, that's always a good thing.
Noah Perry
Who isn't allowed to compete this year?
Austin Edwards
Any man from Zig Forums can claim to be a family man. But can any man claim they provide for a family of 420 children. Vote for Oswald the Lucky Rabbit for Mister Zig Forums 2020. This ad was sponsored by Oswald the Lucky Soda.
Parker Davis
Bugs. :'(
Jackson Reyes
Her power is maximum.
Isaac Robinson
How about you all vote for a True Legendary Hero for Mr. Zig Forumslympus.
>Strong
>Honorable
>Lawful
>Always fighting for the side of Justice.
>Handsome to boot.
Vote for Sheriff Mao Mao for Mr Zig Forumslympus 2020!
Hunter Allen
Now listen here fellas! 'Cause you'll never witness a girl like this ever again!
She's the prettiest, charming, most beautiful girl I've ever met. No one else can compare. Vote for someone who will always be in our hearts forever.
Vote Minnie Mouse for Miss Zig Forums 2020!