>Character lives a life of adventure
>Meets a bunch of interesting people
>Some of them of the opposite sex
>Romantic interest is actually a complete normal human being with no discerning features other than maybe being """cool"""
Some people try to justify his as being contrast, like the author is contrasting interesting stuff with boring shit.
What happened to pulp heroes dating alien queens or similar stuff? Why of all the plot lines romance has to be the one with the absolute least effort?
I rue the lack of human man nonhuman woman couples too but I feel the need to opine any alternate romantic possibilities need to be demonstrably superior before being called the better option
What are some examples that come to mind with you?
This is a consequence of kink shaming writers. Accept it.
Female Character does anything wrong and is never punished. And if she is? Total slap on the wrist.
Self inserts. honestly I always found the idea of a ordinary girl dating a out of this world hot guy to be a power fantasy for me.
BRING BACK THE STAR TREK ETHOS, TREKKIES RISE UP
Star Trek sucks ass
||so you want her raped, user?||
>cartoons has characters
hate this trope
Of the top of my head, Ben 10.
>Ben 10
How pathetic
I'd like to watch/read a story about a Human Guy and Elf girl relationship. I'm curious to know how Elf girl's long lifespan and cultural differences affect the relationship in general.
NO
NO NO NO
DON'T
The fuck is the appeal of elves? It’s just tiny pointy eared motherfuckers. They bake cookies sometimes and make toys but that’s not very sexually attractive
>woman is evil
>she's just being manipulated for an external force
>it just needed recognition/hug/friendship
>she's immediately forgiven and the evil force (male) is defeated
Its not done as often anymore but boy did it get my blood boiling as a kid
>character has a shit life and takes thier lumps
>something marginally good happens to them that improves thier life and makes them happy
>it gets taken away and treated like a bad thing for no reason other than staus quo
>jock is a bad guy
>nerd/beta/comedic relief x hot girl pairings
>elf
KNIFE EARS NEED NOT APPLY
>villain leaders responsible for awful crimes get redeemed, but some of their minions, characters who are the way they are specifically because of said leaders, are portrayed as unredeemable jerks, who get no love from anyone
Charmcaster, Jasper, and next Friday, this pussy will join the cast.
because female character is not allowed to be interesting or cool. she must must always exist to be a plotblocking nag
Charmcaster and Jasper had minons?
>I'd like to watch/read a story about a Human Guy and Elf girl relationship. I'm curious to know how Elf girl's long lifespan and cultural differences affect the relationship in general.
Based on the original viking Elves where humans and Elves just want to fuck each other. Predates Tolkien, although Beren and Luthien is your next logical step.
There is Elveskud too, but that one is just the setup to porn followed by the guy dying immediately before they can fuck because Christianity.
Patronizes him, treats him like a pet, he'd find books carelessly left in the open with titles like "Coming to terms with grief, an Elvish guide to inter-species relationships" and "The ethical dilemma of being attracted to the infant races"
Yeah,fuck Connie
>Kid characters talk like adults
t.virgin jock
I’m so sorry you were bullied in school Goldenstein.
You're just proving my point.
Jasper isn’t irredeemable, she just doesn’t like people and has issues. And she’s honestly not very nice to people most of the time and prefers to be alone, as fitting of her character.
God
Damnit.
How can one man seethe so much?
Nubile caucasian young bodies that last a lifetime.
Jasper spent six thousand years dealing with what Steven felt for just one; being afraid to take responsibility for your own happiness, a disconnect between the way the world sees you and the way you feel, deep feelings of self-loathing that are easy to bury with violence, and a fear of moving on past the identity that is comforting even as it becomes no longer feasible.
>Caucasian
Image straight from the D&D Player’s Guide 3e.
What about an uberpowerful heroine being limited to often black human men instead of being allowed to date elf or alien kings or getting that dragon dick?
Unless elf is taller than stronger than a human it might as well be a goblin.
Black Dragons have handlebars for horns.
Just saying.
Okay and? The whole point of SUF was that Steven needed to accept help in order for stuff to get better. Jasper was offered plenty help and rejected it like he did. The first step to being helped is kind of accepting it.
This.
Please talk to me. I want to help you get past your bad school memories
Elves are slightly taller. They get a dexterity bonus plus have an easy time keeping a clear head, and don’t have to sleep unless they want to.
I’m a different user, and am agreeing with you.
She’s not even that bad a person most likely. Its just that like Peridot she had internalized a lot of toxic things, and had very nasty coping mechanisms.
Easily solved by not caring about it and having a better taste.
Best girl