Patrick, what the fuck?

Patrick, what the fuck?

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That's less than Patrick's mental age

Patrick is only 15

Did she dieded?

But Patrick went to Community College... He is at least over 18

SpongeBob is born in 1984, Patrick is around the same age as him, movie takes place a year after the show.

He is a minor

>13-14
>ScarJo's voice
calling BS

And Spongebob is a home owner, has failed his boating exam dozens of times, and works a full time job.

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30 and 14

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You can stop posting this now

Fucking based.

I clapped! I clapped when I saw Nosferatu, I clapped!!!

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I married an 18-year-old when I was 33.

These look way older than 13-14, I looked like a little 4th grade Zoomie at that age.

I miss this show.

Greek gods are usually born fully grown. So she was at least 18 when she was born. Making her 34 now. So yeah if checks out

My dad married my 18 year mom at 28. How my grandpa decided to go with it I'll never know. It was the 60's I guess it was a different time.

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No, she makes a cameo in season 11

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I was about to comment on Dan's age, but then I remember they retconned it

Wait, so this is real? They have two in canon Neptunes? Are they brothers?

You think that’s bad? There’s a French children’s cartoon where an adult mermaid grooms a young boy.
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No idea, that was official art for Spongebob's anniversary in the actual episode only Mindy shows up as a cameo.
Original Neptune from season 1 got 3 episodes between seasons 10 and 11.

>that other show outshadowed this

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These don't look like what I remember...
Did they really do callbacks to episodes that no child at the time would have seen?

Napolean is now my favorite ice cream color

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Still nowhere near as bad as Season 10 of The Fairly OddParents
for fucks sake they reused music from Back at the Barnyard

Hopefully one day we can get over the delusion that people act they way they did a century ago when a life expectancy of 50 meant kids had to be grown ups by 15.

A modern teenager is not a fully functioning, intelligent adult, so we should stop writing them as such. Every teenager on tv is either written like, if not actually played by someone in their 20's. Stop writing high school sophomores like they're college sophomores, and you won't have issues like this.

I started going to community college at 16 after dropping out of high school.

No way, that's too low

Patrick is Like 70 in Star Fish Years.

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How would you touch her Zig Forums?

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