>in class
>girl next desk over gives you this look
wat do
In class
Unzip dick
Ask if she likes the the hit record Chipmunks in low places
>"The fuck you lookin at ho?"
Assume she is looking at someone else
Give her a note asking to meet at the bleachers during lunch.
(put hand up)
sir a something 20 year old woman is in high school?
Show her my peepee.
Respond with this
I honestly would not know what to do if a girl was interested in me
>Bitch, you wanna make some motherfucking money?
>are you having a stroke? How many fingers am I holding up?
Look to my other side to see who she's actually looking at then look down in shame
bend over and expose my boipussy to her so she can penetrate me with that 9inch futa cock
focus on the lecture
>Read her mind to see what she's thinking
>Also use my x-ray vision
obviously
kek
>only 9inches
C'mon man don't sell Kara short like that. Girl's packing at least a footlong.
"Uhhh hey baby"
Tell her to stop sucking her fingers, she’s not an infant.
>TFW married to a woman I love
>TFW immune to thots and whores now and can talk to a woman without trying to have sex with her or being manipulated by her
It’s a great fucking feeling lads.
>TFW married to a woman I love
Hah gay
Ignore her since she's clearly not looking at me, but someone else near me.
karafags deserve death
>carolfags deserve death
FTFY
kek
High school me? Sketch her.
>Tommy in DCSHG
That could either be the greatest or worst thing ever.
>Eh heh heh heh. hey baby, want to make s baby? Heh hehe heh...
no
karafags are the biggest tumor in anything dcshg related