would Bruce be a good husband to Zatanna?
Would Bruce be a good husband to Zatanna?
Fuck no, while yes they are cute together batman isn't stable enough for a relationship she's have to use magic to force him to not be autistic for once in his life
Bruce wouldn’t be a good husband to anyone.
What would their kids be like?
Remember that time Zatanna held a performance in Gotham, leading The Joker to slit her throat - an act she only survived because the writers bullshitted up a new ability for her to cast spells by writing them in her own blood? Now imagine that but with his entire rogues gallery once a week every week for a rest of her life. Batman wouldn't want that for her.
She's too good for Bruce
Nah bruce is too dower and worldly to get with a magical character. I never got the wonderbat shipping for this reason either. He just needs a normal person who can mother him when his trauma flares. Zee wouldn't want to be around him like that
I wish. I like them.
>He just needs a normal person who can mother him
he doesnt need a mother he already has a dead one he needs someone tough enough to kick his shit and and force him to face his shit not to baby him he needs an equal not a doormat
This, he's doomed to never hold on to true love, See mask of the phantasm
Batman's had several "normal girlfriends". Joker stabbed one, Onomatopeia killed the next one, Mad Hatter killed the next one.
Selina is the only woman for Bruce because she's the only one capable of putting up with his shit
Maybe if he wants to be Batman forever but an equal like batcat is just gonna go wild and fuck off when they get old and bitter and retired. Guy needs someone stabler than him in the end
>Maybe if he wants to be Batman forever
So entirely in character? Bruce will never stop being Batman, regardless if the promise is made in sadness or with hope
I remember when Selina was set to marry him and his entire rogues gallery formed a coalition just to manipulate her into leaving him at the altar. Whatever the woman they're inevitably going to end up being targeted as a way to hurt the Bat.
Look it doesn't matter who the hero is or who the spouse they're involved with, the danger will ALWAYS be a thing. It's a storm they're both willing to weather through
yeah exactly. he necessarily is gonna ride it out until it kills him. the tragedy is that it can't, so he's gonna have to get old enough to retire like in beyond
Selina is trash because while she does put up with his shit she doesn't push him to be better
Most people take it as given from the DCAU stance that he refuses romance specifically for this reason, but then again that never stopped him from recruiting Robins.
Not entirely accurate. If she didn't want Bruce to be better, she wouldn't have stayed around this long and preferred the cat/mouse game they had. That, and she wouldn't have changed so much either.
Look we get it, we all hate Tom King, but lets not do the kneejerk reaction thinking Selina is the problem.
>hey Mrs. Zatanna, please say "eht rekoj steg depar ot htaed yb sih nwo nemhcneh". you'll be doing this city a huge favor...
>Nah bruce is too dower and worldly to get with a magical character. I never got the wonderbat shipping for this reason either. He just needs a normal person who can mother him when his trauma flares.
I'm not sure I get where you're even coming from. Diana has shown a great understanding and patience of Bruce, and vice versa throughout the years. It's why they were so close pre-new52, and then when they brought back their friendship in Rebirth. Even DC knew they fucked up their friendship so when Rebirth came through, you had a Trinity book, a Brave and Bold series with WW, that Tom King crossover faggotry and such to re-establish that the bond those two shared. If you want someone to mother him, you think a goddess renown for her empathy and compassion can't do it, but some regular chick can keep up with him mentally?
>normal
>the face of rejection
I'm too familiar with that sentence and face
>It's why they were so close pre-new52
no that was because bruce pushed the ship in DCAU. Any ship that gains traction for any retarded reason in an animated/live action medium is pushed into the comics assuming the series didn't tank.
>Bruce
>being a good husband
>to anyone
If you want your answer just watch batman beyond. Trust me, you'll understand if you do.
whyw as gotham girl helping bane again?
Psycho Pirate brainwashed her
backwards LOL
I have an irrational hatred for blue eyes on Bruce
Selina is part of the problem, yes.
At least we know he can be a somewhat decent father if that counts for something.
>no that was because bruce pushed the ship in DCAU
This is from the 70s. They've been friends for decades.
>somewhat decent father
>has let every single kid he’s raised wear tights and fight supervillains
That's a given in cape-comics.
>It's a storm they're both willing to weather through
Didn't Selina leave him high and dry?
Batman would've been a model parent in Sparta.
Doesn't she fight demons, evil wizards, gods, etc on a daily basis? How dangerous could Batman's rogue gallery really be to her
Joker impersonated her childhood friend, shot her in the throat, then locked her in a tank of water to drown/bleed while he electrocuted Batman as he watched. I'd say they'd be pretty darn dangerous.