LOL

ign.com/articles/marvels-eternals-will-have-a-manga-influence-and-a-bollywood-dance-sequence

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>Bollywood

I really hope and pray Kamil wouldn't stoop that low

Well this sounds like complete shit. They should have just doubled down on The Inhumans, pretend the show doesn't exist.

In fact they should pretend all the shows don't exist (like they already do) and give us movies of Daredevil, Heroes for Hire, etc. Hell Luke would serve as a good Black Panther replacement

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>Eternals cast member Kumail Nanjiani also revealed in the article that the Marvel film includes a Bollywood dance sequence with over 50 dancers in it.

>"When I walked onto the set and saw a huge group of brown people who were going to be in a Marvel movie, I felt such gratitude towards Chloé for creating the situation," said Nanjiani, whose Eternals character, Kingo, is a Bollywood star in the film. "The scene was full of joy."

reminder the gay character isnt even the chad blonde. its the black fat guy

As much as I hate this, is there any chance that this is another GOTG situation, that everything has been thought out correctly and that it will be actually good?

No. Nobody gives a fuck about the Eternals. The only thing they have going for them is the Celestials. Thanos doesn’t count, him being an Eternal is a retcon and he actually predates them.

One good thing you can say about the pandemic's impact on the film industry is that Eternals got moved to the slot it deserved.
It's way more of a February dump movie than fucking Christmas season.

Look at all those ugly people. Ugly of all different races.

His character is completely changed from a samurai actor to a Bollywood actor, unirnoically.

I mean, the fact that no one gives a fuck about them is actually a strength. It means that the movie can afford to be its own thing more and not feel constrained by being accurate to the comics.

I don't imagine anyone is going to argue that MCU civil war would have been BETTER if it was more like the comics version.

this movie feels more and more like a fever dream the more I hear about it

But Kumail is Pakistani not Indian?

>lol the Avengers are nobody's favorite!
>lmfao people only give a shit about Spider-Man and the X-Men!
>Who the fuck are the Guardians even?

Motherfuckers, we've heard this before.

But not even comic readers care about the Eternals.
Not even KIRBYFAGS care about the Eternals!

I'm sure it'll be fine. MCU's got the "it's fine" down to a precise science, I don't get people who get super excited or waiting for a blunder when it's all the same studio heavy shit.

eh. they're brown. it's diversity! that's all that matters. don't let those alt right racist facts get in the way. love wins!

I bought the first issue agoes ago. wonder what it is going for on ebay now.

These are new movies, not those old comics.

>implying wh*tes can tell the difference
>or care

I mean, the fact that Marvel has avoided any major missteps so far (they have had some meh movies, but not ones that mattered or which anyone remembers anymore) has built them some good cred. And the fact of the matter is, they already did Endgame. They crossed the finish line. They won. They are literally the ONLY cinematic universe to make it work on a large scale without massively shitting the bed.
Anything they put out after this is just a victory lap. Bonus points. Beating their own record.

good lord.... for letterboxd/film twitter this is going to be the greatest shit ever

>"When I walked onto the set and saw a huge group of brown people who were going to be in a Marvel movie, I felt such gratitude towards Chloé for creating the situation," said Nanjiani,
I bust out laughing at this. This is so absolutely cartoonish. Hollywood is so incredibly fucking racist, they make Zig Forums look like amateurs.

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>But not even comic readers care about the Eternals.
The Guardians were niche as hell to comic readers, too. Nobody on here expected them to explode the way they did in the movies, and if you try to state otherwise you're a fucking liar.

I would argue that all Thor movies are dogshit, but even then, yeah, they're all "meh it's fine" dogshit, it's incredible that they don't have any Justice Leagues or Origin Wolverines. Feige really deserves all the credit in the world, when you see other studios and producers trying to get the same formula going and all failing miserably, I can only imagine the nightmare of wrangling Hollywood talent to an almost Ford model of movie production.

go suck dicks somewhere else

I'd call Captain Marvel an Origins Wolverine.
It only got the numbers it did by learning hard on grrl power and telling everyone that it was totally essential to watch before Endgame.

GotG was a cult hit series with moderate sales but super active fans, like Secret Six or Superior Foes. Very different from the Eternals, I have all of Kirby cape stuff and couldn't give less of a shit about the Eternals, Gaiman had a series and no one gave a shit about the Eternals, it's incredible how they just can't get over in any way shape or form. Though I'm sure the movie will be fine and do fine.

Yep and that pissed a lot of fujos because they wanted Ikaris to be gay.

>The Guardians were niche as hell to comic readers, too. Nobody on here expected them to explode the way they did in the movies
Guardians have several hooks thanks to Gunn. Aside from the talking racoon and talking tree that appeal to children, you also have the classic rock hook for the boomers. All in all it was a Saturday morning cartoon show in live action form.

Eternals is something else. It's post-woke MCU. Now we're getting odentity politics up the ass (literally) along with a bizarre display of Bollywood for whatever reason. Feige is overstepping on this one.

the MCU is currently in it's "fuck it, let's just try everything and see what happens" phase

Good thats so kirby

The costumes look pretty bad but could've been worse i guess. I hope the manga influence is regarding the fights, marvel fails miserably when it comes to fights of super powerful beings, and the bollywood dance could be like a party so i wont shit on it yet

Bollywood has Pakistani actors.

>s-surely, this time we'll make an X-Men killer...!
Disney, you have the rights to the X-Men. The Inhuman push was embarrassing and this is somehow shaping up to be worse. Just stop.

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Disney is selling Eternal as a gay romance and at the same time is hiding Salma Hayek in a Star Trek costume

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