I'm 15 minutes in

I'm 15 minutes in

5 year old Mulan is already a formidable acrobat with superhuman reflexes, while in the 2D cartoon she had to learn how to fight alongside the army but WOMAN POWER i guess

Mushu has been replaced by a non-talking bird

There's a side story with an arab merchant so here's your diversity

Shan Yu is not named Shan Yu anymore but something else

No songs

We spend 10 minutes about how women are oppressed because they have to find a good husband to take care of them

There's a witch or something

Mulan has a sister for some reason

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>There's a side story with an arab merchant so here's your diversity
Pretty bold of Disney to have an Uyghur character in their Chinese collab.

>We spend 10 minutes about how women are oppressed because they have to find a good husband to take care of them


i thought this movie was made for the China market
unless they dub the scene with completely different dialogues

I'm 3 minutes in, they ripped off the opening scene of The Secret Of Kells, but it's not entertaining here, looks like a cheap b-movie.

He may be indian idk they all look the same

Probably a Paki then.

Original did similar but it was more about "Finding a Good Husband to increase the Honor or the Family"

I'm 20 minutes in and we're already at the part where they all should be singing Make a Man out of You

I've heard this movie is like "You can be anything but only if you're special." Thanks China.

>the editing

You should watch chinese harem dramas, they go into the same themes and surprisingly go into dramatic detail about how oppressed women were.

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>5 year old Mulan is already a formidable acrobat with superhuman reflexes
Have you seen Chinese children acrobats? That's pretty much China's ideal child

picked up
dropped

>paid $39.99 to see Mulan
Why?

>Also watch the movie here: >vumoo.to/movies/mulan-2020

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The bad guy's named Huri Khan, I guess it's a pun on Hurricane

Can't even go to a theatre

>That scene at the end when it's revealed the twist villain is actually the Uyghurs
>That scene where Mulan turns to the camera and says "it is good to put such criminals in a camp where they can no longer harm others."
>Those maps clearly showing Tibet, Taiwan, and Mongolia under Chinese rule
>The wimpy white merchant who gets bullied by the Chinese
>That scene extolling the power of traditional Chinese medicine

I thought it was all a bit on the nose, not gonna lie

Oh shit, that dude on the right means serious business

bald guy looks like the dad in iron monke

Cringe if true

He's a simp for the MC girl, gets cucked by the emporer not only once but twice. Once with the MC girl and then again with the wife he was forced to marry. She fucks the emporer while he's drunk and gets knocked up by him and tries to use the son as blackmail to get her husband (far right guy) to love her. So he fucks off to war. His life was a suffering joke.

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>Also watch the movie here
Eww, no. But thanks for taking one for the team.

OP is it true about the “Chi” being a main part of the movie and Mulan has high Chi like a God?

The quality is irrelevant. Disney has already made a billion dollars from it.

And just remember Disney will say the movie did extremely well and even lie about it

Yeah

Not gonna lie I kinda smirk when they described what is their ideal women.

You watched the movie only to join the bandwagon, you already knew exactly what you were supposed to think before you even pressed play, and couldn't even make it past the 15 minute mark before your eroded (you)-addicted brain couldn't take it anymore and you just HAD to make the thread already.
>L-LOOK GUYS I THOUGHT THE SAME THING AS YOU
Pathetic.

And that sums up everything Zig Forums knows about brown and/or Muslim people in Asia.

Another Disney live-action is garbage....no surprise.

Wait, what? Really?

What was the point of deleting Captain Li when they were gonna put Romance plot anyway

$29,990,000,000 plus $69,990,000,000 from the billion disney+ anual subscriptions.
you'll cowards think a trade war with china is a very easy thing to win, ignoring the fact that you already lost.

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Joe is trash movie critic he has no idea what is he talking about. He might have good gut feeling but he can't analize anything