One of these guys has to be your dad for a month

I would choose Hugh, no contest. I wish I had actually grown up with him as my dad.

If I have to choose, Hank. I always wanted to try some of his medium rare steak and wash it down with some Alamo. Yep.

Hugh so I can finally hold intellectual discourse with a redpilled individual.

Hank

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Richard is pretty much a cartoon version of my Dad, seems chill enough

Power Ranking:
>Hank
>Oscar
>Hugh
you'd be fucked with anyone else

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Hank wasn't a good father to Bobby though, he never really accepted his hobbies, he just wanted Bobby to be just like him, constantly belittling him with "that boy ain't right".

Richard, he'll be fine for a few days before i eat his meat and add his leg to my collection.

I think American Dad is the only show where characters benefited from Flanderization.

Richard. Maybe Homer. Randy, Timmy's dad and Peter would literally destroy your life in that time frame.

Peter's a sociopath

Assuming your self capable Homer would be chill enough to laze around the house eating junk food

Stan Marsh is a Dad friend. Shirks criticisms and easy to anger.

Hank is decent but might be grating if you enjoy an alternative lifestyle or anything not 50s American

Hugh is sympathetic and smart enough to know when to call for help

Timmy's dad is...No

Richard is lazy and seems like he wouldn't pitch in for anything around the house

Harold is a retired musician and dancer he'd be pretty based but don't go on a picnic with him

Oscar seems pretty well balanced and can give life lessons on talking smack to those around you

That's called character development

Going to go with Oscar mainly because my dad was basically Hank and Hanks aren't as cool as people say they are. I'm also an artist and he'd probably get really pissy about that.

Hank.
He was though. Just cause they didn't share core interests didn't mean Hank treated Bobby badly. For a father who's son had nothing in common with him he was fair and still loved Bobby and was always ready to help Bobby.

It wasn't just that he didn't share his interests, he actively tried to prevent Bobby from doing anything he considered unmanly or un-American.

Because they started out flanderized and eventually developed quirks of their own

>Stan goes from evil Republican stereotype to well meaning dudebro who's easily distracted and mostly just wants to chill with his family while impressing others around him
>Francine goes from abused lonely housewife to street-wise barely contained thot held in line only by her family
>Steve goes from NEEERRRDDDD to legitimately multi-talented Teenager loyal to his friends and a bitchin singer
>Haley goes from leftist foil to accurate portrayal of apathetic millennial burnourt
>Klaus goes from german/fish puns to white trash florida fratbro
>Jeff goes from stoner to stoner with a heart of gold
>Roger goes from bored alien trapped in the addict to show's breakout character

oscar > hugh > hank = stan > Mr. turner > richard > homer > harold > petter

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Oscar would leave me alone since I'm a guy who doesn't need protecting and an adult, so him.

nothing wrong with this pick

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why do they all have white shirts?

How dare you say that Hank is equal to Stan.

>Peter
I'd kill him in self-defense fuck that
>Homer
Even Jerkass Homer is just kinda annoying. I'd do fine with him I guess.
>Randy
Even more annoying, and he'd probably be the type to uproot my whole life on a whim. 6/10
>Hank
Good but a bit strict. I grew up on a farm so I guess Hank dad in a small suburban lot would be alright, but a Hank dad on my huge ass farm sounds like a fucking nightmare.
>Hugh
What was his thing? I think he just kinda went to work and talked to Jimmy during meals. I haven't watched Jimmy Neutron since I was a kid.
>Timmy's dad
Fuck him to Hell
>Richard
Lazy bastard, basically a nice Homer Simpson. I'd probably deal with him alright
>Harold
He's going in my meh category. It would be lonely and all but he's basically just a Richard style lazy dad for the most part
>Oscar
The only thing I see wrong with him is that his business acumen is questionable. This seems like it would be far more problematic than it should be.
Basic, cheap, and if your white shirt is clean it makes you look really good.

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>Stan
You mean Randy?

hank just feels like a more chill version of randy, randy is worse but only by a little bit
yeah i fucked up i meant randy

I only lived in Germany for around 2 years but the Florida of Germany would probably be the East. Maybe Saxony or something.

And many episodes ended with Hank understand he was wrong. He was a good dad.

Which of them earns the most money?