I'm storytiming something every day in September, starting with the Scott Pilgrim series! Today we've got book four: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together! This one might be my favorite. Let's go!
Scott Pilgrim Part 1: Scott Pilgrim Part 2: Scott Pilgrim Part 3:
Also, happy Friday!
ah fuck me. please hold for a few.
Take your time, “”””””””Mister”””””””””
To answer someone from the previous thread. I'm like if Scott kept dating Knives because he never met Ramona. Our relationship is nice, simple and her feelings are genuine, but...
you got it dude
I like the story and I like the art. It's a fun read. I don't like Scott, though. Narcissistic as fuuuuuuuck. Ramona too. That's why they're perfect for each other.
alright, we're back!
ah, the famous panel
god, of course julie is a "it's my birthday" type of bitch
This is so thoroughly unrelateable but entertaining as shit. Which is amazingly rare.
He's right, but Jesus Christ.
I think reading this page as a retarded middle schooler was the catalyst for me becoming a /u/fag.
>Making them dykes for no reason
Dropped.
I love you Op
it really is never brought up again
Also piss off cuck
I've been putting off reading this for years but you made me start it OP, You are doing gods work
as some other user one said, you could train an animal to do a storytime, but thanks!
Piff off op Sick of seeing disgusting dykes everywhere
Yuricucks must be treated like animals
This book came out in 2007 and this page is occasionally posted here. It's not like he's intentionally pandering to pink-haired CalArt Tumblrites.
Always eleminate a traitor before an ennemy This board has been infected by queers since the tumblr purge
Why did your exodus have to land here of all places ? Go invade /po/ or something but for the love of god LEAVE US ALONE
THEN WHY DID HE MAKE THEM DYKES FOR NO REASON THEN ???
Just like 90% of cartoons that CAME OUT THIS DECADE
I read this in high school and got off to this page way too many times in my mid-teens. As I got older, I'm just sad they really didn't do anything with this.
man, don't post images in a storytime, fucking retard
shut the fuck
It was just a drunken makeout, nothing more. Shit happens yo
damn, if people are this mad now, imagine what next volume will be like
I will make them pay
I will one day become a powerful exec and make sure none of the people involved in any way in this propaganda finds a job in this country ever again
oh hey it's lisa!
Would you stop posting images?
Do you make out with other dudes when you're deunk ?
Do you make out with your relatives ?
Do you make out with your dog ?
No ?
Then WHY DID HE DRAW IT ???? WHY DID HE MAKE THEM GAY ???
scott's memories are always very funny to me
no you won't. You won't do anything of notice and the world will not notice your life, or your death.
Is this what people with normal lives are like?
do you think Kim kept Knive's string bikini bottoms on when Kim fingered her or did she take them off? Did Knives cum or was she too self conscious to? Did Kim facesit Knives? Was this the only romantic moment these two girls shared?
Don't ever (you) me again queer
Me personally? I don't think so? Might have during a blackout though haven't had one of those since college.
I dunno, he made them makeout for a gag? or because they could be gay/bi as those people exist in real life?
Who hurt you?
Can we report this shitposter, fellas?
"slutty"
Is Lisa even wearing panties?
>does she shave?
those first two panels are maybe the funniest part of the series imo. also, nice trips
I will if you tell me why did they become lesbians all of a sudden
It's like if you make a drunk Batman screw Bat-Hound for no reason and then never mention it again
Ask the artists, possibly because more of them are lesbians or gay. I hope that answers your question and that you will let me enjoy my comicbook in peace. Thank you.
females are much more easy to influence, they are targeting children's shows so that little girls see this and think it's normal to experiment and become lesbians themselves. That's how dykes reproduce. They put their lesbianism in children's cartoons so that little girls watch it and believe that it's okay to experiment and become gay themselves. Homosexuals cannot make children, all they can do is make more dykes through propaganda. This is sickening. OH I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT WE JUST REMAKE EVERY SINGLE CARTOON IN HISTORY AND MAKE EVERY FEMALE A LESBIAN ??? LETS REMAKE AVATAR BUT KATARA AND TOPH ARE A COUPLE AT THE END !!! LETS REMAKE TEEN TITANS BUT STARFIRE AND RAVEN ARE A COUPLE AT THE END !!!! LETS REMAKE SPONGEBOB BUT SANDY AND PEARLS ARE A COUPLE AT THE END !!! IS THIS WHAT LIBERALS WANT ??? so you're okay with millions of little girls watching lesbians and thinking it's normal and becoming lesbians themselves ? you sicken me, and the day Frozen 3 will have a lesbian story is the day the Occident will meet its downfall and I will gloat as I would have already left the western world for a better place untainted by Soddom and Gomorra's influence. you'll be sorry and I won't care. you imbecilic cancer. it makes no sense for straight people to hate gays but love lesbian. more gay = more girls available since they won't go after them. encouraging lesbianism is the epitome of stupidity. the more lesbians the less girls will be interested in you and woud rather make out with the same sex than with you. all you idiotic mongrels always support lesbians, and lesbians are way more prominent in cartoons/television than gays
it is your fault, all of you, you will see the consequences.
posting pictures in a storytime thread. You are not able to grasp even the crude etiquette of this Mongolian fishing board. Go suckle your thumb and cry you genetic cul de sac.
SEND THIS TO SCHOOL DISTRICT. GET HER AWAY FROM KIDS
ARE YOU THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WERE A YURIFAG ??
No. I'm the one asking you not to post images politely, that's all.
Don't storytime lesbian propaganda then
Go with the last option, for everyone’s sake.
ITS. ALWAYS. L-E-S-B-I-A-N-S. leftists will pretend like this is « PROGRESSIVE » yet you almost NEVER see any GAY MALE CHARACTERS in children's cartoons, let alone two males that kiss. Anyways I have already posted long paragraphs of what I think about this...trend. But now, I might be legit broken this time. Like the last straw that broke the camel's back. I never expected Jackie Lynn-Thomas to be a lesbian for example...Why. Just....WHY. Why are girls attracted to boys so rare now ? We have literally, AND I MEAN IT, we have LITERALLY reached the point where dykes have become more numerous than straight females. This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking. AND EVERYONE IS OKAY WITH THIS ???
OH I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT WE JUST REMAKE EVERY SINGLE CARTOON IN HISTORY AND MAKE EVERY FEMALE A LESBIAN ??? LETS REMAKE AVATAR BUT KATARA AND TOPH ARE A COUPLE AT THE END !!! LETS REMAKE TEEN TITANS BUT STARFIRE AND RAVEN ARE A COUPLE AT THE END !!!! LETS REMAKE SPONGEBOB BUT SANDY AND PEARLS ARE A COUPLE AT THE END !!! IS THIS WHAT LIBERALS WANT ??? so you're okay with millions of little girls watching lesbians and thinking it's normal and becoming lesbians themselves ? you sicken me, and the day Frozen 3 will have a lesbian story is the day the Occident will meet its downfall and I will gloat as I would have already left the western world for a better place untainted by Soddom and Gomorra's influence. you'll be sorry and I won't care. you imbecilic cancer.
You really have no idea how this site works. I hope to god you die alone, and young.
great thread!