I can't get over how beautiful this is
Since God won't kill Satan, why doesn't he just rape him?
Well have fun burning
So you want me to go to Hell to rape Satan instead? Is that my God given duty?
Yes go and fill Satan's ass with your holy spirit, pour yourself into him. Go and cum in the name of the Lord.
Shit got real when God fought Allah from Earth-2. Not sure how the universes didn't get wiped out.
It's not even that great as a novelty.
It's not goofy or ironically fun, or anything, it is a straightforward adaptation of the bible into the graphic novel format, and for that I regret spending like $30 on the hardcover version.
Remember when you were healing a little girl's broken leg and you shit your robe right as you touched her? IT WAS ME JESUS, I FINGERED YOUR ASSHOLE WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING SO THAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE YOU WERE AFRAID OF LITTLE KIDS!
really? I despise that comic book art style that used in a lot of capeshit comics.
I got it for $20? Every story in it is absolutely beautiful and the themes and characters are thought provoking.
I don't hate the style, but I usually find them hard to read. The style is Marvel/DC but the stories have more depth.
Then just read the Bible.
The Action Bible is arguably sacrilege, but is also missing stories.
Plus the art is functional at best, so you are really better off reading it.
Get some American translation if you are too much a brainlet for KJV, but TAB has no point.
If it has jawbone of a mule on skull action I'd pay full price for it
Its $20 from Christianbook.com
I can't pinpoint what about it makes me hate it. Is it the coloring? I wonder if it would have been better in black and white.
The Bible is a pretty big work of literature (its name literally means "library" rather than "book"). I have to assume that for $30, you're getting a Readers Digest condensed version.
I got it 6 years ago at Walmart.
>its name literally means "library" rather than "book"
That's because it's full of books, dummy, that has no reflection on it's quality.
> I have to assume that for $30, you're getting a Readers Digest condensed version.
You can get an unabridged bible for free at many locations; possibly even including apocrypha.
Literally the only use of this adaptation is if you have an adolescent family member (~7-12) that is REALLY into comic books, and ALREADY moderately interested in Christianity, so this would be a cool way for them to explore the faith the already have.
I only read the KIV and loved this book. It holds a lot of nuance. Not having every story doesn't make it sacrilege. In a society with Satanism around every corner (Billie Eilish, many video games), I'm surprised you'd find it here.
I think the coloring is rich and beautiful. I wouldn't like it in b&w, not my style.
Imho it's worth $45. You're getting more than one story, all well done, really nice binding too.
Prices have gone down as it's been widely published since then.
Sodom gets destroyed and a boy kills his own brother.
Anyone want me to post a few panels?
No ones gonna read the word in this day and age, not even when the ayyliens abduct the true christians.
(and why thats a good thing! [click here])
I hate it when people claim the word is "hurrr its for childreennn!!!111," but they never actually read it and realize the weight of that book is heavier than their skulls.
The bible is literally not special.
>i wrote the bible user
stop simping for god, he's not gonna give you super powers because you pray to his OC
I originally bought it for a kid but then decided to read it for myself and loved it.
Uhhh are you Allah??? Is your name el elyon??? Where were you, worm?
>Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding?
Where were you when Constantine was possessed by allah? Where were you when allah choked Mohammed (phsbuh)?? You do realize if allah was real, he'd raise up jesus but for the anointed yeah?
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