What if Star was sent to Beach City instead of Echo Creek?

I want to see more of disgruntled Steven and Star hanging out

This. OP's pic actually had older Star without her hearts.

What if adults didn’t obsess over baby cartoons

>What if adults didn’t obsess over baby cartoons
There's nothing else on tv except riots and politicians, I'll watch the baby cartoons till I get bored.

What if I bashed them both in the face with a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire?

Good lucking trying that on either of them and not dying in the process.

They're both genuinely too durable to have any permanent damage from that, it might hurt but after that you're dead meat.

Yeah, fun detail. Not sure what exactly happened in pic

I agree Steven would mulch you, but Star is just a normal human after the end.

>but Star is just a normal human after the end.
Star was already killing long before she was even a teenager.

>Not sure what exactly happened in pic
The bitter realization that life on Earth isn't so grand as expected I guess.

Somehow complete destruction of both magic and technology

Steven would convince Mina not to genocide the monster by singing a song, and Star won't have to genocide the magic.

Also they would get married and fug.

Connie and Marco are fucking while this is happening.

>Mexican and Indian fucking
Imagine the smell

He’s half white

How did she lose her cheeks so fast?

Most important,who will rape who?

Steven rapes Marco, Star has to watch.

Steven would bottom out and take the form of a thicc female

Nah Steven would talk her down just like he did with Spinel