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I have to ask, but why are elves the go to race to dominate in sex.
see this girl right here? yes the one I'm pointing
this here is the best girl
she's way funnier, way cuter and way ledd whiny than you, you idiotic low self-esteem knife eared slut
They're smaller, more frail versions of humans who pay for their longevity with lower strength and constitution, plus by their standards we are reproductive juggernauts by necessity.
I mean an elf probaly thinks fucking once a year is normal.
At least she isn't a parasite, spoon-ears.
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On the one hand, fuck elves and fuck dragons, on the other she doesn't have handlebars.
because they are magical white people.
>Elves are humanoid beings which originate from Germanic mythology and English Folklore.
AWFUL taste
repeating digits confirm good taste
No.
You’ll get blind pirate bro instead
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>Sides with her psychopath father instead of her caring brother
>Betrays the trust of her friends
>Kills unicorns
I like Claudia but she needs some redemption
a cute!
>implying being daddy's girl is a bad thing
When your dad is evil, it is.
You are only part-right. This show has 3 best girls, Claudia the fun quirky best girl, Rayla the smug cutie best girl, and Nyx the retarded best girl.
Viren did nothing wrong.
And sexy galaxy elf best girl in the mirror.
>and Nyx the retarded best girl
What a perfect description of Nyx
How small are elf dicks?
She needs to get worse first. I need to see her commit a genocide or something before her redemption can begin.
Why are there so many apologists for this asshole on Zig Forums? He did almost everything wrong:
>I'm needed for an imortant spell only I can do. I know! I'm going to flex on those lesbians with my magic by attacking the most powerful creature in the world! What could go wrong?
>Oh shit, the woman who saved my life is dying, what should I do? Should I comfort her? No, I know! I'll just put an empty jar on her mouth, she has good breath, don't let it waste!
>My friend and his family has finally moved on and happy after losing the wife 9 years ago. Why not persue him into taking revenge after all this time?
>I don't get it, why would it be wrong to kill the most important political figure of a land you are in cold war with? You know what, I'll just kill his unborn son, too, while I'm at it.
>What the hell, why don't you want to rely on the stuff that caused all your suffering anymore?
>What?! The enemy took the outpost we secretly built on THEIR side of the border?! How dare they, that is clear provocation and we should go to war over this!
>How dare they want to kill the king to avange their king we killed! By the way, son-guy, please kill the prince for me, he is annoying.
>Fucking knife-ears, never trust them! Oh wait, is that a sexy elfmilf, or elfguy, doesn't matter in a mysterious mirror? I'm gonna trust him 100%!
The only things he did right were using the heart to feed people and giving us Claudia.
Viren did a lot of shit wrong and wound up being the exact king of evil strawman the elves can point to.
Meanwhile Claudia had potential to be the exact kind of dark mage we needed but will probably just be Viren 2.0
Depends. So far moonshadow and sunfaggot elves look like twinks, but if the sketchbook is anything to go by, earthblood elves might be hung.
The problem is he at the start and at a few points later on has a honest and real point on things. But the writers have him immediately jump off the slipper slope into cartoonish evil
>Kills unicorns
Unicorns can only be captured by virgins, if she got close enough to one to kill it, its safe to say Claudia is pure.
His obsession started in season one, but he still had valid points till the very end. He believes that peace can't be reached, so humanity has to do the first strike. This is the basic premise his plans start from. This makes him a great antagonist to the heroes, who do everything to achieve that peace Viren thinks is unachievable. Other than this flawed premise, he is logical and sometimes even right.
>Unicorns can only be captured by virgins
Yes, and the unicorns make sure the person won't be able to catch another unicorn later. Claudia must have insane vaginal muscles if she could tear that horn down.
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