ONE LAST RUN AT THE STRAP BROTHER
Ben Affleck’s Batman returns for HBO Max series
William Jackson
Jason Brown
Is...is he actually storing food in his cheeks now? The fuck Affleck, just eat normally you fat cunt.
Christian Morgan
Don't you fucking dare talk shit about the best Batman actor known to man.
Scientific fact! Even Neil Degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye Agree
Jackson Powell
Awesome, more middle aged, slowing down, out of shape Batman with an extra raspy voice that kills people. Just what all the fans have been begging for
Carter Garcia
Weirdly Affleck could have pulled off a Batman back in like 99-2005 or so. He's just a bit past his prime to make it work out now.
Luke Bell
did not want more affleck as batman.
Owen Sanders
That was from his alcoholic boost during the whedon reshoots
Ana De Armas has Since used her body to heal him
Nicholas Bell
Bros, is the DCEU alive?
Matthew Bennett
He could pull off Batman today, I'm sure Robert Pattinson would be up for that.
Matthew Edwards
>McGloin
Jaxson Perez
nope, that's him not eating 5 chicken breasts for lunch every day on top of all the drinking
first the muscles eat up the additional fat, then they eat themselves up by catabolism, then he gets fat again because he's learned nothing
and that's why you don't do sudden muscle gain or loss, plus the strain on your heart and kidneys
I doubt it, the Batman HBO series was confirmed as a prequel to The Batman at FanDome, so... no, not unless they want us to believe that these two very different guys are the same guy
Gavin Gray
God, they look so feeble and sickly in that light. It's a really unfavourable picture, since we know Ana is perfect.
Xavier Perry
>get a load of this Thorinfag
Dylan Moore
BATFLECKINO
Jordan Price
If this is real and they just make a procedural with Batman it'll be the best thing we could ever hope for.
So of course they'll fuck it up and make it a miniseries about some villain terrorizing the entire city.
Ian Stewart
>Thorinfag
I just thought that Richard Armitage might actually have been a good choice for Batman...
Matthew Bell
Deathstroke will be the big bad
Lincoln James
haha oh yeah I forgot to mention
so the other thing that middle aged men do when they have a mid-life crisis aside from get buff and then lose it because they can't take the strain is
they meet a younger woman and they just destroy her, not even sexually (good luck getting hard all the way to the tip at 48 bro), they have all these bad habits that older people can get away with because nobody expects them to look good or be able to run marathons? so uh
she gon get fat, and that's best case
worst case she ends up a drunk like him or you know on crack or some shit
relationships like that are death for at least one of them, it's not the age gap that hurts, it's the baggage
if she's smart she'll get sick of him when he stops being skinnyfat and just gets fat again
Dylan Kelly
That's not Peter Hambleton's fault user.
Gavin Young
Brayden Cruz
>It's arrow season 2
I love Joe, but he and Batfleck won't top that, even if Arrow was a Batman clone all along.
Samuel Turner
We're going home lads
James Cox
I think they might do a combination of Banes story where he wears batman down with a bunch of criminals and breaks his back with some mystery solving
So Deathstroke has a bunch of villains and criminals fucking with batman through the episodes leading up to the final battle
Carter Butler
Shit.
I'd honestly rather they do a Mandalorian. Just episodes, cases that Batman works.
Justin Ross
uh oh, we've seen that look before
Nathan Hall
For an older Bruce, though, he's in the right spot. I like his Bruce Wayne. It seems like he can relate to a self-destructive lifestyle and feeling that middle-aged existential angst.
Eli James
Juan Hill
Alexander Brooks
I still think the problem is you go into that as the subplot of your already divisive Superman movie.
If you're going to do Punished Bruce, you need to make a movie all about it.
Eli Barnes
>Snyder cut is coming
>Upcoming DC slate looks great
>Affleck is back, Cavill next
>DC is connecting all their movies and shows through the multiverse, Keaton is returning and probably more
>DC will continue being the gold standard for superhero games with Gotham Knights and Rocksteady's Suicide Squad
Meanwhile
>Chadwick Boseman dies
>RDJ, Chris Evans, and Scarjo are all done with Marvel
>New Mutants bombs both critically and financially
>The Avengers game is a huge disappointment
>Upcoming MCU slate looks like shit
We won bros
Easton Johnson
Shut the fuck up Zig Forums no one cares about you chud!