You just found yourself on the infinity train:

This is the most retarded premise for a story I've seen in a long goddamn time.

>this piece of shit has been going for 3 seasons
Standards are dead.

>What's your issue?
Being egocentric, probably.

>What's your number?
Probably in the hundreds.

>What type of cars do you think you'll encounter to teach you a lesson?
Cars that would show me that the world doesn't owe me anything and if I want something, I have to work for it.

>Would you ever get off?
I really don't know, honestly. I have dreams I want to fulfill in the real world, but if the Infinity Train is nice enough then maybe I'd stay.

>What's your issue(the emotional problem the train is trying to help you overcome)?
Hatred of other people, discomfort in being alone.
>What's your number?
345.
>What type of cars do you think you'll encounter to teach you a lesson?
Cars that either convince me to hate people less, or cars that make me comfortable being alone.
>Would you ever get off?
Yeah. I think one day I'll be able to move forward even without the train, one way or another.

>This is the most retarded premise for a story I've seen in a long goddamn time.
Objectively false, name one single Disney cartoon with a better premise.

>What's your issue
Im a tranny
>Would you ever get off?
Probably not

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>Issue
Feeling like an abject failure because none of my life goals ever came to fruition
>Number
Somewhere between 50-100
>Cars that I'll encounter
The them of each car is to make me appreciate what I have, what I have accomplished so far in life, reassure me that I either make a difference or have made a difference, and there are people who are worse off than me so I will learn to be thankful and humble
>Will I ever get off
No. I will be a rock and roll star, and become a denizen and help other people get off.

>What's your issue(the emotional problem the train is trying to help you overcome)?
Have massively high expectations that both causes me to see myself as a failure and also causes me to be highly judgmental of others. I also tend to assume the worst of anyone I come across.
>What's your number?
Knowing my godawful luck, it's probably a minimum of 1,000.
>What type of cars do you think you'll encounter to teach you a lesson?
I'll either be forced to be around other passengers, and/or around nulls.
>I'll either get off fairly quickly, or I'll "fall off the wagon", get a "bad end", and die horribly.

I don't even want to think about this, cartoons with red skies and protagonists stuck in limbo dimensions always gave me the heebeejeebee, like Dungeons and Dragons or the Dimension X season of the original TMNT. Whatever it was I would get it done as fast as possible but the existence of my individual soul would break the entire mechanism of the train. It would probably end up a tiny toy train set under my Christmas tree trying to figure out how to teach me moral lessons where Vampirism's the only real way to move forward anyway.

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You seem like the type of person who can never, ever get off the train.

sorry I was waiting for the Polar Express.

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from what we've seen the train is mostly kids but adults are the most fucked up. should be full of terrorists, parents who lost custody of the kids and terrorists.

>What's your issue(the emotional problem the train is trying to help you overcome)?
Paralyzing self hatred that causes me to sabotage myself and shut down my only forms of outlet with suicidal thoughts and an inability to even go through with that because otherwise my debts are pushed onto my family.
>What's your number?
I dont know how numbers work exactly, given how bound up I am inside probably 100 or so.
>What type of cars do you think you'll encounter to teach you a lesson?
Probably some bullshit about believing in yourself or relying on others.
>would you ever get off?
The train is fucked, who the hell knows at this point given its insanity. It might just kill me and take care of all my problems right there.

>51
Is there such a thing? Makes sense since the show is about economic loss, hence green numbers and overly simplistic moral lessons attatched.

Ed Ed and Edy

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>What's your issue(the emotional problem the train is trying to help you overcome)?
oh god I can't stop masturbating
>What's your number?
1000101
What type of cars do you think you'll encounter to teach you a lesson?
I don't even want to know.
Would you ever get off?
With any luck I'll be dead within a week

Now that brings a whole new dimension to the
>Would you ever get off?
question

I'd imagine that your cars would depict beings creepily stalking you and fapping to you right in front of you. If it doesn't creep you out, I don't know what would be attempted next.

>the average Zig Forums user crisis is being a self hating lazy slob or coomer
It writes itself.

I retook the ACT four times because I wanted a perfect score.
In the end, on my fourth try, I was one question away from 100% perfect 36 score, and I gave up. 35 is still pretty fucking impressive, right.
Guess what, ten years later, not a soul could care less. Lesson here is, no one gives a shit about your grades, it’s all a waste of time even bothering just to impress nobody.

Dude, I couldn't go to any of my universities of choice. If you think it's about impressing people, you're projecting. Your lesson is shit

>what’s your issue
I take my job for granted too much and take advantage of the working from home situation by engaging in behavior while on the clock that I should not be

Don’t know the other answers because I never watched this show

What university do you care about getting into this much for any reason other than impressing people
Grow up

>What's your issue?
Anger issues and disillusion with society and the world at large leading to apathetic tendencies.
>What's your number?
300<
>What type of cars do you think you'll encounter to teach you a lesson?
Probably something with a moral message about hope and how you can't get through life by shutting people out, lots would require teamwork or helping nulls in some way.
>Would you ever get off?
No.