One of the few Ben Garrison comics I agree with

>go to canada
>live among pussies and wimps and then turn into a Popsicle

Why?

> the few

sure and Garrison’s comics posted on /co every week is a coincidence

Whatever cope you have to use to not cross the border is great, keep it up

>the new normal
Because you guys keep getting corona, of course that will be the new normal since it will probably never go away in the US.

The "I

Go ahead Ben, breathe in all that unfiltered air. Just don't blame anyone but yourself when you suddenly keel over.

They aren't, if you noticed half of them aren't wearing masks when they burn and loot. Only idiots believe their anti-masks because they're getting duped by leaders that want to hoard all the functional masks for themselves.

There's nothing pro social, justice, or warrior about wearing a cheap disguise to get a subway sandwhich. I honestly kinda hope we have the freedom to wear masks in the future. Less snotty noses and unkempt facial hair in my every day commute.

>pro-mask
They're not if they want to burn down cities.
Only sane people who are unfused to politics and want safety are actually pro-mask

Yeah that's probably exactly what every NPC would say if it really did become the "new normal," it'll come back if you take off your mask!! But thankfully Maskology seems to be dying.

>afraid of the air

Time to stop consuming outrage and alarm online m8.

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I wear this. It means 'I saw this coming bitches'

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We stopped wearing masks because the majority of us wore them when needed, now we don't need them anymore.

Maskology never went away in Japan. That's probably why they're handling so much better than burgers who can't breathe if a simple layer of paper and cloth is between their face and open air.

Why did Ben sperg out about those Zig Forums edits turning him into a psycho conspiracy theorist only to become the very thing parodies made him out to be?

The problem with dealing with conspiracy nuts is that you'll never be able to present evidence to prove how retarded they are, as they can just shake it off as part of the conspiracy.

Whoops

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If you do, they stop being nutjobs but if you don't they'll die and the morgues will have more work to do and more money to earn. It's a win-win.

Which is why you meet them halfway with a less stupid conspiracy theory. Like when they tout essential oils, just spin some bullshit how it's all lies by Hollywood and recommend Airborne because it has so much Vitamin C. It's not a 100% solution but it's enough to turn them to spinning stories of something else.

It's his origin story, like Barry Allen falling into a pile of thunderbolts while doing science or Judge Dredd consuming the ashes of burnt up criminal skulls by smelling them

China has a stronger maskology mentality and look how good it went for them. Barely any new cases.

>Meanwhile US has 26k new cases daily
Oops indeed

Honestly in the UK they didn't even allow you to wear face coverings because it messes with the facial recognition cameras. And now China who had the most facial recognition data in the world has to live in constant alarm. I truly wonder if this was an act of God to prevent us from losing the freedom to not have our likenesses illegally stolen.

>Beliving in China's numbers

Uh, it's called medical FREEDOM of choice.

America has a population of 328 million vs Japan's 126 million and they have no secured free medical care so it's really an unfair comparison.

theblaze.com/op-ed/horowitz-the-cdc-confirms-remarkably-low-coronavirus-death-rate-where-is-the-media

Nigger the cases have been going down since everybody has been following the plan by the young mayor of Osaka.
Its surprising because hes in his 30s, telling old fucks what to do.

What I don't understand is why they believe some things but not others, why not just flat out deny the existence of covid if you're going to be a conspiracy nut?

Those numbers now have to go through the White House, so why is the president lying to you about high numbers?

Not at all. Tokyo is more jam packed than anywhere in the US yet they still have lower rates than the densest American city. You burgers botched it royally. Only people worse than you at this are Africans and they have the excuse of being poor black people.

tl so I dr

Because flat Earther's are clearly insane, where as thinking Bill Gates wants to implant you with 5G ID chips through vaccines isn't.

>elementary school science is a "conspiracy"
When I screenshotted that people were going "Japan wears masks because they're all loving people who save the world from disease, they've beaten the virus easily" like they are now.

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No it's a 'We'll shoot you if you leave your house' mentality. People weren't allowed to leave their homes except under armed escort. And apparently it worked since now they party at ground zero while burgers burn down their country

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yes, you're free to pay overpriced medication or die, better than those commie methods or neighbours are doing

>Japan wears masks because they're all loving people who save the world from disease
Nah, its mainly that the average Japanese citizen is smarter than an average American citizen.

> People weren't allowed to leave their homes except under armed escort
Is that a bad thing? Why can't they do this in the US since half the population has guns and they know how to handle them. Pay those people to enforce lockdowns and curfews.

>And then there's me

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Imagine being this close to realizing that it's all a hoax, must be why the "he he i'm an ironic person and speak about my beliefs ironically" writing style is so common around the Internet.
Very reddit. You can't peddle bluepills like you do there m8.

Well, they're asian so ofc they are the smartest breed of people.

>Why can't they do this in the US
Because the people with guns will be in open rebellion while the ones rioting will start using IEDs and explosives on National Guard. Burgers are too dumb to think long term so when someone tries to make a plan that requires anything more than a week's worth of attention they start screaming and flinging shit.

>Very reddit
Wow, you sure proved me wrong. The public educational system in America is a joke because it produces idiots like you.

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Wow epic Comics and Cartoons discussion in this thread

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This right here is why everyone pities you. You'll shoot yourself in the foot to spite the libs(or cuntservatives depending on your poison) then vehemently deny you're bleeding to death.

Just say the ANTIFA/BLM riots and protests cause them to be thrown in endless lockdowns and they'll do anything to enforce lockdowns.

What exactly is the hoax and how was it pulled off?

Good luck enforcing it in democratic territories where the governor will let their city burn for a few more points during election.

The coronavirus, bro. It's a hoax by Bill Gates using the 5G towers in order to install the deep state communist government and make everyone wear identification tattoos to take away your guns and freedoms.

You probably come to 4channel so you can post things like "positive racism," such as that the Japanese are smart. Take a breather from being a euphoric intellectual who is always correct because his upvotes are high.
It started with China making propaganda to make it seem like the virus is a new plague that leaves people dying in the streets, and then liberal America pretended that it wasn't only a flu/cold despite that it was now clear that it is to make Trump look bad. Their whole campaign is based around it and their other charades.

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Which would explain all the attempts to destroy 4G towers because no one could tell the difference between 5G and 4G towers.

Why would a European country play along with such a plan?

I hope the outcome for all this horseshit is an actual war between China and the US. Or at least a proxy war in the Koreas.
This year has been boring.

Because in the Middle states of American where the average doof won't even leave their state, they can easily convince themselves there's a global conspiracy to bring them down.

Most are pretty convinced they will be the last bastion of Super Jesus when the End Times come too

You want that vivid Fallout 5 experience I see

I got a week ban for posting this comic and mocking it so watch out OP

By the way gas all mods

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2020 is the year of misery, why would we get something fun?

I just want more nice pictures of NATO bombers and fighters in 4K.