Why is a parody of Wonder Woman better than the DCEU Wonder Woman?

Why is a parody of Wonder Woman better than the DCEU Wonder Woman?

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That's Xena

Because Gal Gadot is a coneheaded neanderjew

spbp

Who is this? Because when I run GIS:

>Possible related search: girl

Way to be useless google.

>pathetic

Methinks it might be that her story so far is pretty human and down-to-earth compared to everyone else. It would work even if she weren't NotWonderXena. Everyone else has to accomodate capeshit shlock shenanigans which is fun but far less relatable. Also, she's not inherently creepy like nearly everyone else.

>Why is a parody of Wonder Woman better than the DCEU Wonder Woman?
Because Wonder Woman is a much more interesting character when she has a penis

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When a porno has a better actress, plot, and costume direction than the main film its not surprising everyone else beats it as well.

The image search used to be so good wtf happened.
>puts in picture
>this is an illustration
No shit give me the same picture.


This is from The Boys tv series.

I’m straight, but I would suck that WW’s cute little penis.
t. Girl

Because she's actually lesbian

You're not fooling anyone tranny

homelander made me do horrible things reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

there is literally nothing gay with female x shemale

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Because ones is still a man just cosplaying

penis on vagina isn't and will never be gay

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I'd fuck her(him) in the ass and it would be completely straight. Greek rules.

Greece is gay as fuck

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was for

I'd be the top and penetrating so I'd be the straight one.

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Because she's submissive and doesn't make you feel insecure.

A friend and I fucked her. Dumb bitch didn't notice cuz were the same size.

?????

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guessing you both had the same identical build aswell

Eh. It's not that cut and dry, really.
"Straight" really is more of a general trend, most of the time.
And with all the trans-folk, non-binaries etc out there, it's not like it's strictly either or.
The heart wants what the heart wants.

Because that Wonder Woman wasn't an hypocrite.
DCEU Wonder Woman is "love is the answer and I don't kill!" while she murdered soldiers without remorse and punched a random drunk man in a bar and killed other soldiers during her rage.

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They arent even trans anymore. They got rid of their boobs and are nonbinary now

Shut it down!

I love how Linda is 30 years older than Gal, but Linda is beyond sexy with DDD cup boobs

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why does Gals head looks like it was photoshopped into the photo in the bottom right one?

The costumes in this show are trash, what is so hard about making something that looks like the thing its based on.