Who would win

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Frank Murphy might put him through a fucking wall, but Hank Hill will get right back up and have that wall plastered and looking as good as new in no time.
Gonna hafta give this one to Hank.

Don't forget that Hank will kick Frank's ass

Last time I was in this thread someone mentioned that after a solid round of evenly matched ass-kicking, they both realize they have enough in common that they might be better friends than enemies and decide to have some beers together. I'm gonna go with that take.

Frank fought in Korea.

I'd bet winner takes all with Frank.

Probably the one whose show was on primetime on a real network for over a decade

Cringe

Frank is way older than Hank.
Frank is only like 15 years younger than Buzzy Boop.

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Close match but it'd be Frank
Peggy would beat Frank however

Nah

Frank woodwind because Frank is in the 1970s in the 1970s Hank Hill was just a kid Frank would absolutely destroy Hank Hill.

Bob

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Frank at his physical peak beats Hank at his physical peak--mf fought in Korea. All's Hank has is a lil, tiny, baby, urethra.

In a Fight for beeing the better Husband and Father - Hank by far
In a Fight for who is funnier maybe Frank. I like em both. I am Goomer and Doutrieve by the way

>they both realize they have enough in common
They really don't.

Hank was RB on his highschool football team. He was in pretty good shape at his peak.
Frank was drafted for Korea, and selective service isn't a high bar

Wartime gives him a mental edge over Hank. He was dead for five minutes. He has met God

who is on the left? Smorky pre troon?

Their boys ain't right?

Hank would try to avoid a fight because he's not a rageaholic asshole.
Frank would push him and get flattened in one punch because he's a lineman that knows how to box and not some faggot gunner sitting in a chopper

this is most probabbly how it would play out

Hank can’t box. I doubt he’s ever actually been in a real fight in his life. Not like Frank has. Hank talks a tough game but the closest he’s ever gone to a real fight is beating up a mentally handicapped guy. Every other time he gets by threatening kids. Or hitting a guy from behind with a water cooler

>Hank can't box
He explicitly can, and his build is massive.
People that can really fight rarely have to.

He took a class at the YMCA, barely counts. And he’s not that big. Don’t exaggerate. Show me he can fight. Otherwise Frank is wrapping a pipe around that head.

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Love Hank but Frank has a worse hair trigger, fought in a war and is the type that doesn't give a shit about "honor".

>He's not that big
Hank is 6'2" and 220. He's pretty fucking big.

>Boxing at the Y doesn't count
lol wat
You realize the Y has boxing facilities, right? A gym and bags and a ring?
What do you think boxing classes entail, sitting at a desk watching dempsey videos?

>Looking it up
Huh. Guess I always compared him to John Redcorn
It’s just a class, it doesn’t make you particularly good at it.

>It's just a class
Again: what do you think boxing class entails?

John Redcorn is the only person in the when series to ever even mildly intimidate Hank and even then Hank would almost certainly win that fight. Redcorn's pretty uncoordinated.

Redcorn’s stronger. He’s a bouncer.

Isn't it literally in the show bible that Hank could kick Redcorn's ass if he needed to?

Feels like this thread is still ignoring that Frank was at war; he's fit enough to handle that and learned to take lives. I feel like in Frank would have the edge because of that.

It also says Dale doesn’t lift his shades up and Hank has reptilian eyes

The people who think Hank would win haven't seen F is for Family and are just basing it off posts they've read.