When Dr. Manhattan takes a shit, does it come out normal, or blue and glowy like him? Does the shit also have god powers like him?
When Dr. Manhattan takes a shit, does it come out normal, or blue and glowy like him...
Jace Nelson
Jace Wright
He does not shit
Joshua Young
does your shit resemble you in any fashion?
Camden Gonzalez
His thread is pretty shit, so I guess that's a good indicator.
Carson Thomas
How do you know? He never said he doesn't.
Luke Perez
TRANNY = futa
Ryder Martinez
I know what that you seek, but first, answer me the following.
Do you know who Steve Jobs is?
John Myers
Of course I do. He's the dude who finds all the clues when no one else will.
Andrew Ross
he shits galaxies
Ian Reed
based, futafags and trapfags are just trannies and tranny lovers in disguise/denial.
Jeremiah Williams
Who ..? Eh?
Zachary Parker
W-Who's Steve Jobs?
Adrian Lewis
Doesn't matter, he just rearranges the molecules into food and eats it again, that shit-eating faggot.
>The amount of molecules in my turd and a burrito is the same, so it doesn't matter.
David Nelson
I think Laurie mentiones that he doesnt eat. This would imply no shitting too.
Jose Taylor
But if he theoretically decided to do so as part of an experiment, what would his shit be like? Would it have the force of a nuclear bomb?
Angel Allen
This is now my headcanon!
>futagfags are trannylovers
You are wrong. Futafags are strap-on lovers. Futas are women with flesh grown strap-ons.
Luis Foster
"Why should I clean a toilet I no longer have any stake in?"
Easton Turner
A dude liking strap-ons is gay. Getting pegged is gay. You're simulating getting fucked in the ass.
You're gay, bro.
Julian Hall
Depends on the experiment, but his body would dissolve everything into its molecules. Maybe like a sun, it would just vaporate.
But to help your fetish, it would look like anything he wants. On monday he poops confetti, thursday it looks like rainbow glue, saturday it resembles a small cucumber.
Sebastian Rodriguez
I didnt deny it isnt gay. Just that these people are another kind of closeted gayness.
Blake Cooper
>saturday it resembles a small cucumber.
I'M PICKLE SHIIIIIIT!
Ayden Johnson
Surely he transcends the need to shit...?
Jordan Young
>With szecuansace!
Blake White
I don't think he poos and just reconverts it into energy inside kind of like fission or osmosis sort of thing. Manhattan poo would probably be really valuable to nuclear scientists. This could be a good Watchman sequel
Nathan Wright
He never said he does.
Grayson Reyes
Do you think Dr Manhattans piss has the power to destroy planets like the Death Star Laser?
Asher Hernandez
Dr. Manhattan is the perfect entity. He does not poop.
Oliver Allen
Absolutely
Hudson Martinez
There's no other man involved, so it isnt gay.
Ethan Moore
If the cocks touch then it’s gay
Sebastian Gray
Today I had a big kek. Thanks guys.
Jaxson Richardson
wtf, Alan Moore said there weren't any clear-cut heroes or villains on Watchmen
Leo Gonzalez
That name sounds familiar but so alien at the same time
I don't think I do
Christopher Thomas
Well he was wrong because there wasn't one hero in the whole goddamn thing. It was just villains with good PR.
Rorsach tried to do the right thing, but he was also fucked in the head.
Ayden Campbell
Ligma balls!