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Nah the cat would be waking Karen up BEFORE the alarm went off
In my experience they also go to sleep on top of you or the covers right before you have to get up. They do still wake you up a few times before that for good measure first.
>grew up
>moved out
>Mom takes every opprotunity to see if I'm well and cook for me.
>shows me off sometimes.
>I love my mom.
My dad had Dissociative Identity Disorder. He wasn’t a very great dad. Even killed my mom in one of his episodes. This whole Iron Man story really resonates with me.
But despite all the horrible things he did, I can sort of forgive him. He wasn’t in the right state of mind, and he needed help. It’s just a shame he had to hurt someone for people to realize he needed it.
I just wanted to say the sight of her in that dress with that hair made my dick go through the roof
That is all.
Do girls really sleep naked?
Only the single ones.
ah the went to Zig Forums and went gay
many a man has fallen into this trap
heres your (you) faggot
any more attention whoring or are you done for today?
You can be straight and still resent girls for giving you attention after your life improved and not before.
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the trick to wake up early is to just jump out of the bed. like, fuck that shit of moving gradually
also, lie to yourself, it really works, stuff like repeating yo yourself "what a beautiful day!" over and over.
I did this for 3 years when I had to wake up at 4:00AM
The whole episode hit closer to home than I would've liked it.
Yes but what about when my subconscious refuses to acknowledge alarms going off and just lets me keep sleeping?
are you blind?
HAHA FUCK YOU NIGHTWING
YOU SLUT
>just jump out of the bed.
If I did that I'd smack into a wall.
>the alarm tune just becomes a part of your dream, and you're stuck trying to shut the sound off but the buttons keep breaking or the interface lags shut so you're stuck holding your ears and screaming in frustration as a last bid attempt at drowning out the horrible sound that won't stop haunting you
Not if you're sane.
Wow. Powergirl is *literally* me.
Sounds like bullshit.
You could place Frankie Foster in that very same scene and it'd change the context to a girl trying to overcome her crippling cookie addiction.
Why the fuck would they pay attention to you if you are a wimp without any prospects for the future and without any traits that make you desirable?
I complain about leftists on the internet really well?
Yeah, this was too much, man.
God I wish I was that alarm clock