DUDE JUST ABANDON YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND IDEALS TO HOOKUP WITH YOUR EX LMAO

>DUDE JUST ABANDON YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND IDEALS TO HOOKUP WITH YOUR EX LMAO

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>DUDE JUST ABANDON YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND IDEALS TO HOOKUP WITH YOUR REX LMAO

>Toy Story 5
>Woody makes his way back home to the others.
>Bo Peep has shattered in a fall, so Woody carries her pieces around in a bindle so she can still talk to him.

Bo was hotter when she wasn't an action girl baka

Did this movie actually make you upset or are you just trying to start an argument?

I didn't think it was much worse than TS3, honestly.

and the problem is?

It featured the two "up-and-coming" black supremacist niggers that I can't be bothered to remember the names of, a spork that channeled jewish hypochondria, a grrl power toy, and reduced Buzz to a literal retard and Woody to a bitch.

>DUDE JUST STAY IN A LIVE STYLE WHERE YOU NO LONGER FEEL WANTED OR NEEDED OUT OF A SINCE OF OBLIGATION INSTEAD OF MOVING ON WITH YOUR LIFE AND FINDING SOMETHING FULFILLING TO DO WITH YOUR TIME LMAO

Key is alright. It's Peele who keeps making race-bait content.

This

Go to Zig Forums or Zig Forums--your efforts to be edgy will be more appreciated over there.

This makes me question, at what point does a toy die? Can a toy lose their whole body and as long as they have their head they're fine? What if their head gets cut in half do they finally die or are they now to? Still "organism"?. Shit's weird

HE'S A FUCKING TOY

I feel like that's a good message but the movie didn't really portray that bit good enough, it shows him being ignored but I still feel its irrational for him to leave the duty he's been so responsible about for the last 3 movies. A toy and a kid together, and it takes just a few what weeks? For him to decide fuck this and leave

I don't believe there is a limit to the damage they can survive, but at some point they may self identify as trash and just hurl themselves in the bin.

Stop being dishonest.

Having Key brings Peele, so I'll pass on both

But was a single word I said wrong?

I'd say if they're burned to ash, they're fucked.

You're a retard

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HE IS A CHILDS. PLAYTHING!

The fuck you hating on Key for?

Woody makes his trek to find Andy. Bo Peep is just a head in the Bindle.

Pretty much only his belief in her is keeping her sentient.

The problem is not that he left his friends for a girl, he left his friends for a girl who mocked and abused of him for 95% of the movie

Yay feminism

>entire plot of toy story 2 and 3 is woody rejecting the idea of abandoning his friends and the child that he cares about
>Fourth movie throws all that out of the window because of pussy
Is pixar done? The only good/decent movie so far was inside out

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Damn I hated Forky. Added fuck all and just got in the way of having a moment between Woody and his Friends to understand his position.

Also the villain should have been Puppet Woody like the original pitch reel.

A bitter older Woody who's life ended when the show did. He wants to show his smaller self the way life is. Alone.

Why didn't he leave in-between 2 and 3 when Andy was clearly moving on?

Pixar has been done for a while. Once they became part of Disney that spark started to go out.

DUDE JUST GIVE UP ON THE CONCEPT OF BEING A TOY FOR OUR TOY MOVIE BRO

Brilliant rebuttal.

He's part of a duo of anti-white black supremacists. That's why I hate them. Are you black?

It's a bizarre thing. I mean Woody was Andy's toy yes but beyond that he was the leader and protector of all the others.

I could have seen Woody giving up the role of Sheriff and becoming "Mayor" of a sort having an office in the Closet where he'd still fulfill his duty he has to the toys.

TS3 was garbage as well

The core of Woody's character is fidelity. Andy wasnt playing with him for a while but he was still there for him and his friends, there was 2 movies where people offered him the option of having a bunch of kids but he rejected them because what matters is making the one child that he cares about happy anytime they need, and his friends. EVERYONE in the fourth movie was out of character, especially Woody and Buzz that shit was a travesty and not canon to me
No it wasnt, cope harder you contrarian

Yes it was, Toy Story ended at 2

maybe it's like dark souls rules, after they have been owner less and purposeless for a time they turn hollow

TS3 felt like an appropriate what-if your child finally has outgrown you, which was strongly alluded to in TS2, and it made me tear up a bit.

Ok i'll bite, why is toy story 3 bad?

>No it wasnt
Yes it was, they even copied the same rejected bigger old toy villain pretending to be a nice grandpa figure and brought back delusional Buzz bullshit, it was Toy Story 2 all over again but worse, a creativily bankrupt trash.

Inside Out was like a Illumination movie with Pixar name.

It was stale, all that was left was comedy which was honestly pretty good still, spanish Buzz still cracks me up. But otherwise it was too tryhard in its attempt to be the "big" (supposed) last movie. The apocalyptic imagery of the ending was cringe as all the fans going "omg i was like totes crying for realz, right in the childhood"

>plot only starts because woody's friends are retarded
>the entire prison break subplot
>buzz is reduced to mexican comic relief
>woody's sense of humor and sarcasm are replaced for anime mc angst
>jessie the new mc does absolutely nothing
>features lotso the most idiotic villain in the series

the only good thing about the movie is the last 10 minutes

I can't tell if you're saying this as an insult or a compliment towards the two, but either way lol no

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