If DC were to retcon one of them into being gay which would it be my money is on Jason desu

If DC were to retcon one of them into being gay which would it be my money is on Jason desu

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Gail Simone's thristy disgusting vag is never going to let DC turn Dick Grayson gay

They ought to make dick bislut already. Make jason asexual. Just imply that going through the lazerus pit often makes one impotent.

If anyone is going to do what needs to be done to the joker(rape him obviously) its the red hood

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Damian is the perfect Robin to become gay since he is Batman's biological son, so there wouldn't be (many) jokes about Batman and Robin, or Bruce adopting boys because he is a pedophile.

Nightwing or Tim

I feel like Nicola Scott's Dick thirst also has something to do with it.

Daddy Jason is going to shove a whole crowbar up his clown ass

Yeah I was gonna bring him into it but it felt strange talking about how a child could be gay but atleast it would be a cool thing to do with Damian I think

Literally almost every writer in DC is thristing for some Dick ass

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>They ought to make dick bislut already.
I don't agree with this, but whatever, its just an opinion. Turning all straight characters into fags is a garbage tier fetish around here.
>Make jason asexual. Just imply that going through the lazerus pit often makes one impotent.
But this...why?

>I'll be your Robin
Lmao, no. Jason has eternally lost all integrity with just those four words.

Neither. Make it Tim instead.

I would've said Tim. They're all bi, imo.

Nothing made sense in that interaction, Joker didn't beat him to death, he let him die in an explosion, it's fucking lazy

Why is every character, especially women, bi in comics?

While I agree, the damage is irrevocably done

Its an easy writing tactic to do in orde rho claim to be progressive and all for diversity but while also leaving you and future writers a back door to just ignore that John constantine sucks fat cocks or whatever

It's Either Tim, or Damien, Dick's with Barbara and Jason's with literally everyone.

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Cause it's make no difference to the stories (gay men already flirt with dick as much as any straight girl and Jason is basically a lonely sexless incel) but DC would be giving the fujoshit female fanbase what they want.

Especially seeing what's coming up, Freaking Barbra and Jason are going to hook up because of their Joker trauma

All the best comic characters are sexy whores. Gives both men and women what they want.

This. And make him have a crush on Jon who doesn't like him

>Freaking Barbra and Jason are going to hook up
And this is bad because...?

Lobdell has Jason dream about the joker every night and this ehat you consider irrevocable?

Tim is the gay Robin. Jason should be too damaged for sex, Dick would fuck anything with a pulse and Damain's thristed over a lot of girls in canon, even Tim's own girlfriend.

I personally don't see anything wrong with "I will be your Robin" line. First, Joker could be just lying. Second, Jason was a kid who was viciously assaulted by a crowbar. It's understandable that he would beg for his life.

Me neither. I just wish if Johns mentioned Jason's mother and how he tried to save her even after she betrayed him.

Jason was pretty heroic in DITF.

>Cause it's make no difference to the stories
If it makes no difference, then there is no reason to do it.
>gay men already flirt with dick as much as any straight girl
The one or two examples of this you could muster will be insufficient, and hint: no amount of gay people flirting with dick will be enough reason to actually make him gay, what kind of reasoning is that?
>Jason is basically a
>lonely
perhaps
>sexless
Artemis amazons Jason on the regular
>incel
Is that why women (and I assume gay men) voted him hotter than Dick Grayson?
>giving the fujoshit female fanbase
Can this meme die? Japan has perfected the fujo-jutsu and has a monopoly on that, DC/Marvel will never get a slice of that pie. Even if you COULD, why would you want to shit up comics any more than they already are with this?

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Dick

>why would you want to shit up comics any more than they already are with this?
It's not shitting up though

>Lobdell has Jason dream about the joker every night
I have to read and see that to form an opinion on it. Was it just dreams of that day? Was a pretty important day in his life and he struggled for his life. Did he wake up with an erection and wet sheets? What?
>this ehat you consider irrevocable?
Why, yes, I consider throwing all notion of honor and integrity and loyalty to the wind and swearing fealty to the Joker (and thus promising to enact whatever evils, likely on your former allies, that Joker can think of), to be character assassination and likely irrevocable. Jason Todd was many things, but I used to like to think he at least wasn't a complete little bitch. Practically any other hero would have taken the crowbar like a man.
>I'll be your Robin
lmao

>calls it fujoshit
>doesn't think it will shit up comics
Dear God, you're one of them. Hold still.

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