You are Owl for 24 hours. How do you spend your day?

murder WWJ and fuck Megg

>Throw Mogg in a closet after getting him paranoid about a drug bust
>Plow Megg and blow a load in her while whispering in her ear that she's going to get pregnant, lose everyone, and be stuck with an unwanted baby because no doctor's going to give a drugged up whore an abortion
>Blow out Werewolf Jones's brains to put him out of his misery
>Give Booger an old-fashioned and tell her she can do better than us, to always stay strong, and to move on.
>Write a note to Owl as himself, telling him that he's free; he just as to lay low for a year or two
>Get on a plane to somewhere normal but weird enough to accept Owl when he's trying his best

Does Owl deserve to be happy? Though he is mistreated by the crew, it happens because he lets it, and is often just as, or even more selfish than the rest. Owl is just as quick to take advantage of his friends as he is, but he’s usually playing the contrarian leading to plans backfiring with his as the victim.

I understand him playing the straight man in the chaos fucked house but man owl is a fucking dick sometimes.

Owl is a social outcast who don't really know how to approach others

rape*

Feeding WWJ his own dick

Who’s “wwj” and why do you fuckers hate him so much?

I just read a lot of this comic and I'm really fucking mad about it so I'm going to say a lot.
>you are Owl for 24 hours
I go to the liquor store and buy three handles of the cheapest fucking vodka there is.
>first one goes to Werewolf Jones
>beat the shit out of him once he's drunk
>like hit him with a folding chair
>once I'm done beating his ass tell him I'm moving out
>offer to let him move in with me if he gives up dealing
>no rent, just get your shit together
>if you must keep dealing never give megg or mogg anything ever again
>a yes or a no is a win
>meet Megg and Mogg on the front steps
>give them each a handle of vodka
>tell them I'm fucking done
>every few years hire a PI to check up on them so me and Warehouse Jones can laugh at what bullshit they've gotten themselves into
Well Zig Forums I'll admit to being a bit of a retarded asshole, a few days out from my wedding anniversary I usually look up all of the girls who rejected me over the years and none of them are ever doing well. It is petty, it's emotional substance abuse, but it makes me feel GOOD.

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Rape Megg. Then rape Mogg. Then violate causality by murdering Werewolf Jones. Then try to fuck Booger, consentually. Untie Megg and Mogg and tell them that this is the way its going to be from now on. Then take a ton of heroin to try and give Owl a crippling and expensive addiction. I know I only have 24 hours so I'll just leave a bunch of heroin all over his room and hope he keeps using it.

I have to get my boy out of there, but before i do that i try to come at Megg with some confidence. I think the reckless high of being in somebody else's body could give me enough of a vantage point to be able to at least fuck her. Then yeah, packing my shit and dipping, maybe getting a memento style tattoo or a similar system to remind him that he can't go back.

Damn bro, living the dream

>Get on a plane to somewhere normal but weird enough to accept Owl when he's trying his best
Where would Owl go?

anywhere he wants, Owl can fly

Canada

After he finally got the balls to say "fuck all y'all" and leave that life behind I'd definitely say he deserves to be happy.

>Get drunk as fuck
>Go to the call center and quit
>Slap my boss
>Walk out of there, get a big pizza, some wings and weed>walk home and tell Jeff and not we are having a party
>Throw the pizza in their face, lay on the couch with my wings and tell them I just quit my job and they better start looking for employment because they are supporting me now

>Rape Megg
>Rape Megg
>Rape Megg
She'd beat the shit out of Owl.

You horribly overestimate Megg.
Owl has kicked WWJ's ass before, he could easily fuck up Megg.

>Owl has kicked WWJ's ass before
In a fit of rage induced retard strength, sure. She's grimy and has nothing to lose, he's not built like her. He's Niles Crane.

Can't rape the willing

do*

>She's grimy and has nothing to lose
But still just a schlubby skinnyfat chick, she wouldn't stand a chance.