*works all of Zig Forums into a seethe*

*works all of Zig Forums into a seethe*
how does he do it?

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he laff

Anti life equation

He stands as eternal monument to the now undebatable FACT that Batman is the strongest, most dangerous and most powerful hero in all of DC, and that the rest of JL continue to live only because he allows them to out of pity. Also his dick is bigger than theirs.

But why does he wear black lipstick?
Looks kinda gay

>All of Zig Forums
Looks more like one single autist spamming him daily similar to Doctor Doom posting.

t. snyder

And it works. Threads like these always fill up.

Is fun to hate things

He’s cosmic carnage/Venom Gaalctus, a goofy idea that should have not been dragged beyond an oversized annual.

Combine it with a genuine bad story and you got Batkek.

Once you write a villain with this much wank, how do you even write yourself out of that corner and allow him to be defeated? Where do you even go from that? Any solution Snyder comes up with will make the reader go, "but Batkek should have been able to counter that."

In fact, if he's so powerful, it begs the question as to why he hasn't already achieved whatever objective he has.

question: how does he see?

sonar

ITT: Times you acted like the Bat who Keks

It's a visor.

But this is always what happens in these kind of events. There's always some new ultra super mega unstoppable threat that nothing can possibly stand against, it literally eats universes for breakfast...then the heroes stop it.

Today at Wal-Mart, I wore my face mask, but over my eyes instead of my nose and mouth so that I could technically be in compliance with the mandatory masking laws while still protesting them.

I think it's a very interesting character. It's basically living proof of the cultural moment regarding Batman and those who still like him. When a character with nothing new to say is clinging to life on icon status alone, its narrative must follow the line down to the basic celebration of its own existence. The fanbase surrounding this presence possesses a distinct disconnect from the sociopolitical context and has similarly retreated into nostalgia for a world embellished in their lived memories, and so they demand the icon unblemished and enlarged. Its subtext lost, such a narrative can only stand as proof of intellectual death, and the only tools available to it are shock value and empty aesthetics, like the garish McFarlane lookalike that is the Batman Who Laughs.

Underrated post

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How did he achieve the Flash speed, Superman strength and Dr Manhattan regeneration?

Everyone always talks about the giggler but no one asks the most important question: What does he sound like?
Is his voice more bats or joker? I like to think it's an unholy union of Conroys Batman mixed with Hamill's joker, deep and gravely but the mannerism is somewhat feminine and wiley kinda like a tranny trying to seduce you, you're uneasy and scared.

He transplanted his brain into the body of a Bruce Wayne who turned into post-doomsday clock Metahattan

Just wait until DC's animation department adapts the batkek
We'll talk in a few years

There's a scene in his mini where he talks to a blind Wayne Enterprises employee and they think he's Bruce.

I don't know anything about capestuff. Can I just read some batman who laughs(?) or is it part of some convoluted multi series spanning event thing?

He does have a mini but most of everything is
>or is it part of some convoluted multi series spanning event thing?
this

With the heart

being an annoying fucktard isnt an accomplishment

I should know, I am one.

ugghh this why I prefer manga, its all mostly self contained outside of the XXXHolic creator's stuff.

I see, that's too bad. Maybe I'll check out the mini.

this probably