Loud House

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How the fuck did they manage to make an almost theatrical special so bland? The only two significant and actually GOOD aspects of the episode (Lori and Lily sub-stories) could have been put into a standard 11-minute episode TOGETHER. Also is it just me or was the Canada introduction song very similar to Blame Canada from the South Park movie?

Americans will eat shit like this and tell you their obesity is genetic

how do they sustain for themselves?

Gold Bond bro.

you can eat this, but you'll have to eat nothing for the rest of the day, maybe cabbage just to calm the crying stomach

They budget themselves extremely well and the father has meals planned through out the entire week, I wonder with lori gone will that change things in the house, with one less mouth to feed.

>How the fuck did they manage to make an almost theatrical special so bland
Who were the writers.

If I recall, there were THREE OR FOUR fucking writers on it.

there is a father

what

I think you guys dropped this

And I want fucking names cause each writer on this show has strengths and weaknesses and favorites.

>333 carbs

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I wish we saw more of leni at the preschool, that was the funniest part. But yeah lincoln centric episodes are always boring and lincolns friend group sucks

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Jesus Christ. That's already more then a girl's daily calorie needs assuming that's the only thing she ate.

With the rest of the day at normal eating levels, one of those a day is nearly a pound a day (like 0.8 or so)

A month of giving a girl one of those a day could up them 25 pounds

Here's the titlecard with the writers. They had FOUR FUCKING WRITERS ON THIS BLAND TRIPE.

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Obesity isn't genetic but metabolism is. I could probably eat that as a dessert after having three decent (not fucking supermassive) meals and still not gain too much. If you put on pounds easy, eat smaller portions and try to balance meals. Knee this kid who subsisted only off of junk food and he ate so fucking much but he was still fucking bones. It was fuckjng crazy and I was amazed he didn't do meth

I tried it and it was the unironically the best milkshake I had in a while it's a once every three month treat for me

That's as many calories as an entire party size bag of doritos jesus christ.

I only know one of those names and she is pretty average so those other three either must be shit or this is a case of too many cooks. That being said it could be the case of wrong cooks. If your going pact the writing room then get fags who love the characters.

>almost half a fucking kilo of sugar and shit
fucking yikes indeed

Also, liquid calories are both far less feeling and don't mentally 'click' as consumed food the way solid ones do.
(And unless the woman in question is eating literally nothing else or is working out alot, they WILL gain weight)
The only thing more efficent then that is raw oil and lard and no one would drink those even with a pretty label, that Oreo shake is legit the fastest way for someone to put on weight without drinking oil or gainer shakes.

user is not responsible for anyone who starts gifting their coworker/girlfriend a daily large oreo shake

I would drink the whole thing if someone gave me $20 to do so and not get sick

>A month of giving a girl one of those a day could up them 25 pounds

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You got to stop and be amazed at that. That cup holds entire days worth of food. You could stock a ship with those and keep the crew going for awhile. It reminds me of lord of the rings with scene involving elf bread that one bite fills you. This is basically that.

It's based, isn't it? America is like a utopia if your long-term plan is to wind up with a fat girlfriend/wife.

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Ok, turns out, I botched the math, it's actually 23 pounds.....although, that's assuming they were ONLY eating exactly how many calories they needed in a day. Most people generally eat slightly over and burn it off later, and I also didn't consider that large amounts of dairy just kill the metabolism(due to hormones or some shit) so uh, 25 is the high end assuming this is the only large intake.

Once again, user is not responsible for anyone who does this, although I don't think politely offering someone a milk shake is a crime considering it's up to them to accept it so,,,,,,you do you I guess

Braaaap

Isn’t Mexico fatter?

you'd still feel hungry tho, no?

I feel like our stomach must be sensing fullness from volume and not by caloric content, otherwise we'd all be a whole lot thinner

Assuming the average woman ate JUST THAT ONE SHAKE AND NOTHING ELSE for an entire day......she'd still gain just under 2 pounds a month assuming they were not active to a moderate degree.

Imagine what it does to someone eating as much as normal outside of "one little shake"

I'd rather feel hungry then be hungry. If you train yourself then hunger is like arousal, something to deal with not succumb.

Yup.
Whole thing weighs about a pound and a half, humans are programmed to eat 4-5 pounds of food a day.
Also our bodies internal counter generally underestimates liquids....badly......so it would count for less

You know what else is great for this scheme? Starbucks. Buy your girlfriend frappuccinos, she'll inflate.