Do it. Give it to him.
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September 16, 2020 - 06:27
Hope you like choccy milk
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September 16, 2020 - 06:29
what can you even gift a guy like Batman? he probably owns whatever you were planning on giving him anyways
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September 16, 2020 - 06:41
Oops
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September 16, 2020 - 06:42
>he probably owns whatever you were planning on giving him anyways You're not allowed to own people anymore.
September 16, 2020 - 06:42
Come and get it, caped crusader.
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September 16, 2020 - 06:44
September 16, 2020 - 06:56
Here, its my favorite film :)
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September 16, 2020 - 07:13
Choose carefully.
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September 16, 2020 - 07:14
Batman only has it on VHS, so I'm sure he'll appreciate the upgrade!
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September 16, 2020 - 07:21
The grin Superman gives after this is fucking sadistic
September 16, 2020 - 07:25
Supes goes in for the kill on the next page
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September 16, 2020 - 07:45
So? It's the thought that counts
September 16, 2020 - 07:46
Jesus Christ Clark, you didn't have murder him like that
September 16, 2020 - 07:48
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September 16, 2020 - 07:53
That's right Clark, it's called "Christmas", not "the holidays"!
September 16, 2020 - 08:07
I'll give you a birthday present with the taste of my lead
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September 16, 2020 - 09:23
September 16, 2020 - 10:34
September 16, 2020 - 10:39
Nah, that's too impersonal, give him a gift card for the Iceberg Lounge gift shop.
September 16, 2020 - 10:52
September 16, 2020 - 10:55
NVIDIA is extremely hostile towards the Linux community and purposely biases games towards their hardware with GameWorks and PhysX. Garlic bread, on the other hand, has garlic and bread.
It's no contest, really.
September 16, 2020 - 11:31
Did he pull it out of his ass?
September 16, 2020 - 11:44
Superman sometimes has a pocket in his cape where he keeps his Clark kent clothes.
September 16, 2020 - 12:13
Give him what he really craves, of course
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September 16, 2020 - 13:01
I'VE GOT YOUR GIFT RIGHT HERE!
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September 16, 2020 - 13:07
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September 16, 2020 - 13:09
A hug and a conversation. Then something thoughtful you'd think he'd like.
September 16, 2020 - 13:11
he looks like a person that really needs a hug
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September 16, 2020 - 13:15
here, a photo that will get me millions of dollars, I know what you have been doing with superman
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September 16, 2020 - 13:18
September 16, 2020 - 14:51
Happy birthday, asshole. I drew it just for you.
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September 16, 2020 - 14:53
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September 16, 2020 - 15:06
Why is Supes being such a dick here?
Does Bruce get an invite shortly after this or something?
September 16, 2020 - 15:08