What if Star was sent to Beach City instead of Echo Creek?

What if Star was sent to Beach City instead of Echo Creek?

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I could see Steven being forced to mature faster because of Star. She can be a lot.
Also Tom watches Steven fuck Star in front of him

Gem genocide. Possible rape.

>What if Star was sent to Beach City instead of Echo Creek?
Janna wins the Marcobowl earlier and fewer people die.

Based?

based indeed

If Star showed up she would probably confuse the gems as threats, destroy them all with magic, destroy steven, and then just chill in beach city. Maybe like fall in love with a cute boy, but considering how weird and offputting everyone in beach city is she would probably move.

Inversely, if steven showed up in echo creek he would have been bullied. Being an annoying hyperactive kid he would have been made fun of and if they saw his gem they'd bully him even more. He might discover he had some power but nobody cares. He then shoots up a school, but not with a gun. He turns into that fucking stupid dinosaur thing and stomps on everyone and cries. Because his spit or tears or whatever heal he would bring them all back to life. They would thank him and then just bully him again. Because steven has no character development he would get bullied, kill people,
and revive people for like 5 seasons and then just leave. Probably to find a new city where people can bully him. Endless cycle of bullying for steven. Somehow steven shows up in the same town that Star moved to, and she fucking blasts him. The end

Who does the rape?

Lapis

Classic “I’m gonna get genocided so might as well rape” rape, huh?

There better be at least a decent amount of death

Fine, Jeremy dies

Ferguson and Alfonso get into a shootout with the police, fifteen people die in the crossfire.

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Star can't even destroy monsters that get beaten up by a nerdy teenage twink, there's no way she's beating vastly superhuman gems.

I’m guessing Ferguson makes it and Alfonso doesn’t

They both make it and use the money to pay for Ferguson's clandestine gastric bypass.

Oh, how this image aged poorly.

>Star commits mass murder, doesn't give a fuck
>Steven cries his way to adulthood, gave a fuck
Nah

You mean wins the ||Jackiebowl||

I don't think that committing mass genocide anything to be proud of.

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I dunno. Star kinda became a pussy around the end. Couldn’t even laugh madly while killing someone. Or even during that genocide

Star went out with a blood bang, Steven went out like a wet brap.
>Couldn’t even laugh madly while killing someone. Or even during that genocide
That's because she too busy thinking about getting dicked than wiping out her friends.

Star completely destroyed all of the elements that made the show interesting. At least Steven can say that all his friends lived in the end.

>At least Steven can say that all his friends lived in the end.
So can Star considering none of her human friends died.

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That doesn't make up for all her magical friends that DID die.

My bad I overlooked the "all part." Yeah, she killed them.
>At least Steven can say that all his friends lived in the end.
Given how unbearable the townies were I don't consider this win.

At least that they aided in Steven's life in keeping his humanity grounded. Compared to Star's humans that had no significant part in the story, Steven's townies had much better roles to plays.

>Doesn’t laugh madly at getting dicked
Gay.

magiggers aint people, user, they're even less than monsters.

>Steven's townies had much better roles to plays.
user please the show went to shit whenever they shifted the spotlight away from Steven and the gems.

> “Y’know Jimbo, when I was your age I waged countless wars of conquest, and y’know, sometimes those darn peasants wouldn’t just bend over when I told ‘me too, so I had to make an example. It’s all right if you have to commit genocide sometimes, kiddo.”

>Magiggers
Fuck you for making me laugh at that.

>user please the show went to shit whenever they shifted the spotlight away from Steven and the gems.

Okay, Imma give ya that one.