Would you live in Gotham City?

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Yes.

Depends, do i have an cushy upper middle class job on Wayne Enterprises or am i a poor retard who'll get shanked by some water fountain-wearing freak?

The only good enough reason to move to Gotham is having an good job at Wayne Enterprises.

what about the job opportunities as a henchman? i'd surrender before i get punched by the bat family btw, carrying a concealed white flag on a stick and all that

I wouldn't live in any city ideally

Honestly? Living in Gotham sounds like a nightmare.

Are you saying I get a choice?

Then you get shot in the face by your boss. Even if you don't, he'll most likely shoot you in the face too. Hell, you could take down batman, and they'd still shoot you in the face.

The last place you want to be a henchman at is Gotham.

>what about the job opportunities as a henchman?
Will I become jack and allowed to rape women?

>Already work as a paparazzo
>I'd be photo-sniping leather clad teenagers on rooftops and alleys

Might be worth it.

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>Live in gotham
>Decide to be bold one night and hit on some random redhead you meet in a bar
>You get lucky enough to take her back home where she reveals herself to be poison ivy.
>She decides to tie you up and tentacle rape your ass impregnating you with a seed that turns you into a mindless plant zombie
>Eventually batman finds a cure to turn everyone back to normal.
>but you will never forget the fact that you were ass raped and impregnated by a crazy plant bitch.

sounds great

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City life isn't ideal but for a good pay, yeah. You just gotta stay off the streets at night and avoid factory jobs/ and warehouse jobs and you're good.

Depends on what my choices are, if it's Gotham city vs metropolis, metropolis. If it was Gotham vs persay hub city, then yes I'd live in Gotham.

I'm not a pussy, Hub City or bust.

Gotham city is just NYC, but people still have a legal right to defend themselves without having to tell government agencies that they're armed.

>"hehe i'm gonna move to gotham to live my tentacle rape fantasies"
>she just kills you

Based HubbieChad

I already do.

I would join the police and live out my sexual clown rape fantasies

I love dick, but no, I would not live there.

If I do, you think Batgirl would like to hold hands with me?

Which one? Dibs on Steph!

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You can have her. I call dibs on Babsy.

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Intellect. I am pretty sure he meant killer intellect.

Her ass ain't bad either.

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No.

No, I'd cross the river to Metropolis.

I'd rather live in St. Canard

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Never. Not even if the rent is super cheap. I'll rather take my chances with Central city or Keystone

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Smallville or bust.