Gentlemen, it appears that Dethklok has started to use Zig Forums. This could be disastrous

Gentlemen, it appears that Dethklok has started to use Zig Forums. This could be disastrous.
Here to speak is our resident Zig Forums expert, Mr. user.

Mr. user?

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Eh, Zig Forums doesn't actually mean shit these days really.

Many people don't see Zig Forums as much of a threat anymore, due to the way that net literacy has settled like a piss soaked blanket onto a majority of the populace. But what these people fail to realize is that Zig Forums has not grown softer, the rest of the world has grown harsher.
People used to go on Zig Forums as a break from having to keep their identity up all the time on other sites where your name, address, and sometimes phone number is attached to everything you say, but somewhere along the way, either with Project Chanology or the Occupy Wallstreet movement, people brought their shitposting, ironic or not, back across that proverbial border between the sites. Facebook used to be people playing flash games and keeping in touch with others, Tumblr used to be an art platform for people who didn't like deviantart, and Twitter used to be for people to post whatever random thing was on their mind. Now all these sites have become proxy warzones for those who are either for or against Zig Forums and what it stands for. And even within these two sides are warring sects, such as those who are against Zig Forums, the Politics board, and not the rest of the site, or those who hate the idea of it all together.
Dethklok's presence on the platform will give the people a direct link to them, primarily to Mr. Murderface who has elected to become a "tripfag" and attach his identity to all his posts. This will only lead to further turmoil amongst the fans as they may realize the sides they have to take, especially those who are regulars on Zig Forums with no interest in the band, as few as they are. We could be looking at a public demonstration that rivals the wet nightmares of all the people at Fox News.

Murderface as a tripfag is fucking perfect

Fuck man I miss this show.
10/10 Mr.user.

>Murderface showing off his get'em skills to Toki since he's the only one who gives a shit
>He never gets a dub, not once.
>Toki posts for the first time...
>"Oh wow-wee! I gots a quads Murdersface!"
>"What?! How the *$@# did you quads on your first post, that's bull$*#@ Toki!"
>"Oh wow people are bein' really nice about it took, look at all the funny internets pics of Batmans!"

>Skwisgaar won't stop posting GMILF threads

This thread is dildos. Later F*guitar sounds*GS.

>"I ams made at least twenty threads about Slappy Squirrels since I got here! This place ams amazing!"

Get me Triton

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