Star Trek

No, just rendered incredibly complacent by decades of peace with predictable foes.

I believe that was one evacuating ship from the local population fleeing the borg but yes, they are.

If people are willing to kill to defend others their family deserves to die if they fail because killing is wrong.

how old is she again?

>Wolf 359 inside job
Correct.
>Changelings aren't real
Correct.
>Dominion War didn't happen
Obviously false and put in on purpose to poison the well.

In summary, conspiracy blueshirt is a Section 31 glow in the darker spreading disinfo to discredit the actual conspiracies.

>Is the federation retarded?
1000% yes. Klingon's get shit for being morons but at least they don't send civilians in ships full of daycare centers to do a military job.

I didn't see anyone talking her coital hooks. Does she have a barbed penis or a barbed bag.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lower Decks. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Mariner's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lower Decks truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mariner's existential catchphrase "chu chu chu," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as McMahan's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Lower Decks tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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>implying there's a difference between military ships and klingon daycares

That always seemed stupid and unrealistic to me. What exactly is stopping a post scarity society from building both a fleet of exploration vessels for the hippies and a fleet of star destroyers for the hawks? Its not like Feddies pay taxes or anything so I don't see why a military expansion would annoy the electorate, and who honestly gives a shit about the ayys and their opinions?

I have a MIGHTY NEED for Doctor Cat-MILF lewds.

Wouldn't a Wolf 359 inside job imply that Picard made a deal with the Borg before the events of Best of Both Worlds?

The Federation has no hawks. They don't build warships.

the lighting looks like a sperm cell

Unless you can magically make the show better and more popular I'm afraid you're not going to get any.

Maybe humans who've turned in their balls post WW3. But Andorians still haven't turned into cucks?

>They don't build warships.

>*laughs in cloaking technology and quantum torpedos*

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This is the only way that makes the slickest sense.

While Starfleet, combined, had some knowledge of the Borg threat, and there was a lot of beta-canon fluff about StarTrek slowly adapting, the fact of the matter is that the Federation was too concieted, too effete, and too short-sighted to imagine a threat like the borg.

Like in one synopsis of the battle - which aired on YT recently, v=JRitqARLhOM - the admiral in charge was just not up to the job. The plan was fine, if it was like, a rogue Klingon superdreadnaugfht, but the problem was that it was a cube, led by Locutus; so any advantage was immediately nullified.

Also I will never stop loving that a Soyuz was the only ship that made it out.

They have hawks, they chucked all of them at the Cardassians while chaining them under civilian control, thus why the Cardassian war languished for so long.

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Yes, the defiant is literally the one experiment they made during the Dominion war and if it weren't for O'Brien working his potato magic it never would've flown

It looks to me like the Akira class was the 'main line' battle-ready ship they decided to mass produce, then the FC ships. The Akira however is seen in DROVES in the war, and why not - its a bit beefier, it's a torpedo barge, etc....

Wolf 359 happened during the big Borg two-parter which pre-dates the idea that the Borg transform species into other Borg wholesale. The assimilation of Picard was portrayed as a special circumstance to allow the Borg to communicate better with a conquered people.

What kind of underwear do Star Trek characters wear?

Yea before this the Borg were just like...these weird robotic space locusts, eating all tech they could get - scooping up colonies wholesale, and the like.

Officially, due to lower decks? White two pieces for the chicks. Before, in ENT? - Blue two pieces/boxers. in FC picard has a gray wifebeater.

I would had preferred black in all cases.

either
>none, because roddenberry and free love future
or
>mormon underwear

None, dude are hanging dong and every chick has her pussy mound on full display.

Skill levels
>Captain: Picard > Kirk > Sisko > Janeway > Archer > Freeman
>First Officer: Riker > Kira > Spock > Ransom > T'Pol > Chakotay
>Science Officer: Data > Spock > Dax > T'Pol > Kim
>Chief Engineer: Scotty > Geordi > O'Brien > Torres > Trip
>Doctor: The Doctor > Bashir > Crusher > McCoy > Phlox
>Security/Tactical: Worf (DS9) > Tuvok > Worf (TNG) > Shanxs > Reed

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>J*neway
>more competent than Archer or Freeman
Go back to bothering ponies Q, you're drunk.

Mostly correct, but, honestly, i'd have O'Brien over Geordi, T'Pol over Spock and Phlox definitely better than Crusher.

In fact, the only one of the "Bests" you put that i'd argue with is i'd have Tuvok over Worf.