Why is Bob such a wimp?

He lets his wife and kids walk all over him. And he’s okay with it.

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He's a cuck too.

Both because he's a non-confrontational and simple guy.
He's willing to let his family walk all over him because from his perspective it's not a big deal, he only puts his foot down when it interferes with his weird burger autism, like "no tuna on the menu". Bob gets everything he wants because all he wants is to run his burger joint and his family helps him do it.Linda even chose to support him in buying and running a restaurant that bleeds money, all Bob has to put up with is her flash in the pan biweekly dreams like running a murder mystery dine in theater.

ok

actually he's the bull, he stole Linda from Hugo when they were engaged

He has low test from a poor diet and lack of exercise.

The funny thing is that exercising led to lower testosterone.

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Does testicle strain really make men's hair fall out?

Doesn't testosterone aid in more rapid hair growth, especially on the face? I imagine "testicular failure" would negatively affect one's testosterone levels.

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Cause he's got the yips!

Let me tell you the trick to survive marriage, ya gotta pick your battles.

pls elaborate

Whatever you think you're gonna argue? It's not worth the trouble. Don't be a push over but know when it's better to just let the discussion end because being right may feel good for a while but nothing beats peace and quite.

it's the modern day equivalent of the dumb, lazy dad stereotype.

Bob's the smart parent

test gives you a strong beard by makes you bald, yet somehow i am both balding and a beardlet.

that's so sad

Ah, okay.

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How so? Robert's of relatively average intelligence. Being a good cook already proves he's got a good head over his shoulders. Dude's just a passionate cook who's better with food than he is with business or numbers.

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Stripes look GOOD on Linda

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Basically, Bob Belcher is Sterling Archer's alter ego.

Hahaha sponges don't wear glasses

Too bad they made her shitty now, even Lois is a better parent.

It's to condition kids into believing it's alright to grow up into being cucks.
Fuck this shit.

Oh hey, it's you again. You having fun going on your Shitty FOX Cartoon Moms tirade? Seems like it's been a busy week for you

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he's not ok with it, he just knows fighting it only makes it worse, so he just balls it all up inside until he's talking to everything in the kitchen and getting replies back.

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They need to replace Loretta with the mom from Bless The Harts.

Oof. This hit close to home somehow.

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Because the show is written by jews.

Eh, you get what you get.

Bob just wants to grill