This eclair is over one million calories, 25 pounds of butter per square inch...

This eclair is over one million calories, 25 pounds of butter per square inch, covered in chocolate so dark light cannot escape its surface.

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Eclair's are cannolis for gays.

So like a 75 pound snack?

I wanna eat it.

that does make sense, I believe it

based on the calories per pound of butter & chocolate that would have to weigh at least 300-400lbs

And if that doesn't kill him, the poison I'll put into it will.

Do French really?

Yeah it's an impossible dessert and was the moment the Simpsons died

would it be okay to eat this one out of the trash?

now that's what I call a creampie

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>25 pounds of butter per square inch
Jesus Christ, either that is the densest butter in the universe or that eclair is the size of semi.

fucking this cannoli are the chad pastries

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fucking this cannoli!?!?! EWWW

Maybe it’s a black hole

>It'll kill you
>I lived a good life
>IT'S LOW FAT!
>freaks out
Yeah sure the Simpsons died.

That's not funny at all

I liked the part where the the women in Springfield got fat

Ignoring the impossibility of such a thing existing,
would eating a one million calorie food kill you or would it just not finish digesting?

On second thought, leave them both. Lotta perverts out there.

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It's okay, not everyone has the same taste in humour and sometimes people don't find things funny because of a little guy called depression.

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>thank god it landed in that smoking crater

It depends on how the calories were compacted. If it were possible, it would likely just be an ultra-dense log of fat that would taste horrible. You'd pass it; it wouldn't kill you. Now, if the question is: would a million calories of eclair kill you? Possibly, since you'd likely reach toxicity on some of the chemicals that go into making them.

To expand (no pun intended) on that, the average 1 oz. eclair is about 74 calories, give or take. At that rate, you'd need 13,514 eclairs to get to the million calorie mark, which would run you 844 lbs. of eclair. That's about your average for a polar bear.

Bon Appetit.

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I’ve actually been wondering if it’s possible to like western animation and be a chad? I mean I think it’s possible but I don’t know.

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I hope it was worth it.

This was when simpsons died

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Dairy's already notoriously difficult to digest. Your body would just treat Dark Matter Butter as an inedible substance and pass it. Now the chocolate, on the other hand, would likely just kill you on the spot if it's anything like the butter.