I don't understand

I don't understand.

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He's "pussy" whipped.

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When you are the topdog, you can do what you want.
But there is always one above you!

Stupid couple power play nonsense.
Are people really this dysfunctional as to be unable to communicate and compromise?
Also, what kind of maniac seriously wants to eat a donut sandwich like that?
They are bad enough on their own and I do not imagine meat and cheese to improve the situation.

Now if you will excuse me, I have a rye dough and marinated root vegetable slices to tend to.
Because I'm assembling that into a tarte flambée of sorts with sour cream and ground beef.

Aren't male calicos super rare and genetically unstable?

To my limited knowledge. The colour scheme is almost entirely a sign of a female

There are couples in the world composed of individuals so insecure and so bitter that they need to control their significant other's lives to feel just the slightest bit in control of something.
It's pathetic, but very frequent.

>Are people really this dysfunctional as to be unable to communicate and compromise?
You bet. Why else would divorces be as common as they are nowadays?

>Are people really this dysfunctional as to be unable to communicate and compromise?
One side always loses in the compromise

A cat needs needs two X chromosomes to be a calico, so a male would need to be XXY instead of XY. Among other issues, this means that they can't reproduce.

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People don't want to enjoy shit they want because they have a peer pressure thing going on thinking others will think of them as bad, and your family shouldn't do these things

Just like

you'll get it when you're in a realitionship for long enough, unless it's with a latina

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The high divorce statistic is really more from boomers; younger people tend to wait longer to get married now, but they've been staying together.

i guess one of the positive benefits of the decline in marriage rates is that the ones who do get hitched end up being more sure about it in the long run

Tranny cat?

Ew

Yep
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Just speak back to them in high speed German:
Deine Mutter ist eine verdammte Kuwe, du Flotze!

>Are people really this dysfunctional as to be unable to communicate and compromise?
some yes, but sometimes it is just me or my partner being retarded and the other one being right.
>Also, what kind of maniac seriously wants to eat a donut sandwich like that?
Like I said, if she calls out dumb shit for being dumb shit, I likely won't do it as often on the grounds of it being dumb shit. However, I do enjoy being an idiot for recreational purposes, so there's that.
Have you considered adding celery root? Could be based

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No, I mean, why would you have a donut burger for breakfast?

>Kuwe
what kinda dialect is this?

They're extremely tasty and good for bulking

Ǹo idea, I think warm breakfast is kind of a meme anyway

That's why you should date teen girls, they're just as controlling as older women but less overt about it and they give more than they take

Maybe if you make a ton of them, but as it is there are enough root veggie strips to fill them up with one root each. I'd have to make like 16 of these just to fit a celery root in there. Those things are like 1kg each.

Protein, carbs, and sugar
It's not that hard to understand why you'd want that early in the morning. Nobody wakes up wanting a bowl full of broccoli.

Stop being a child
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Peace in a nutshell. Peace is a draw and nobody likes it because life is basically about competing for resources.

Because after you're 20 you cant eat garbage like that without your gallbladder screaming.

When you get old you realize how truly disgusting fat people are, because there are so many painful and discomforting side effects to junk food and over eating, and that they somehow eat too much nonstop on top of that.

>Are people really this dysfunctional? I would throw my whole relationship under the bus to eat donut burgers!

You KNOW they're bad for you. Why get into a protracted argument with your spouse about something so fucking stupid? It's not dysfunctional when it functions and in this case his wife is trying to save his life.