How did he react when he was unfrozen?
How did he react when he was unfrozen?
Instantly became gay for Hitler.
he went potato from the bullet hole in his head.
He realized his top scientists are jews then realized he has no nipples and event back to the ice
HEEEEEIL MYSEEEEELF. WATCH MY SHOW. I'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN DONCHA KNOWWWW.
boy am I glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here
Considering this was literally "did nothing wrong yet" hitler.
He would try and be an artist again. Maybe get into graphic design in a 'return to traditionalism' sort of style. Could be quite successful.
Go to art school.
If anything he would HATE modernist art and architecture with such passion he could use his natural charisma to start a revolution against the souless towers of glass.
Especially when you can point at more advanced alien civilizations with artistic architecture. Clearly has some merit over blandness
>Mein Gott, everything I said would happen if the nazis were to lose turned out to be true!
and that he’s the Fürher
Honestly i would not be surprised if that universe Hitler had deals with aliens to try and reshape the world so they could advance and fight some galactic threat.
Hell make it a story arc.
>Hitler gets unfrozen, only to warn of an incomming invasion from wormhole 22. He begs they contact his old allies, the Ayyan to help stop them.
The Germans already made a movie about it.
head cannon the cosmic cube energy shot hydra and american soldiers from Captain America The First Avenger got shot back in time and across space and unified to become The Nova Corp
>"Are the Jews gone yet?"
>No
>"Put me back in"
>why am I transparent
INB4 He's Back scene posted out of context
Hitler couldn't draw building straight.
Gosh, if only he could have gone to some sort of SCHOOL where he could have LEARNED TO DRAW.
He'd probably feel cheated when he sees all of Savage's advanced machines taken away and he's got to work with the normal stuff.
> Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of a world is driven not by reason and hope but by ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fires of jewish ambition than live to see this.
>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my hairdo and my beard... even my dog. The Germany I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?
I don't remember the Übermenschlet being that built.
I don't remember Hitler ever having blue eyes.
>"Wha? You guys froze me? What the fuck I thought we were friends?!"
and we're frozen out here
Its pretty ironic that his bombing made way for more glass hell towers.
Yea you say that but he actually did though.
and that we're in there and-
I JUST REMEMBER
we're out here
But what I wanna know is where’s the caveman?
He activates the ultimate weapon the Albatross.