Its official, Primalbros, Spear can deadlift over a ton

also Primal thread I guess

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Great now I wanna see spear dead lifting while caveman grunting "lightweight baby!"

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It's possible Spear got an upgrade after drinking all of that Aku steroids. Either way, no modern man could beat Spear.

What's the newest episode?

I doubt it was anything significant. I mean in the pilot he threw that spear straight through that one dinosaur. And he lifted that giant-ass mammoth tusk, who knows how much that would weigh.

Fossils are way heavier than actual bones

technically I guess, yeah.

I didn't know the caveman had a name.

Fossils are mineralized.

>Either way, no modern man could beat Spear.
He's not a homo sapiens right? He's a Neanderthal i think, neanderthals were tougher and way stronger than sapiens

Was that thing about the finale featuring a developed human ever confirmed?

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Caveman is Spear, dino is Fang.

>Its official, Primalbros, Spear can deadlift over a ton
A fossilized skull is likely to be much, much heavier than a live dino's head.

You think so? I thought it would be heavier, due to all the meat attached to the skull.

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>tfw will never have Spear's strength
>tfw you will never be strong enough to protect your truest friend: a dinosaur
Honestly why even live?

you can still get Zig Forums, probably not tk the level of unga but still enough to lift a sizable amount

i haven't worked out in months. i should get back into it, but since the quarantine i've had to move away from the local gym, it's no longer within walking distance and i can't drive

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Buy some home workout stuff, user. I have a set of dumbbells and a pull-up bar that's mostly enough.

Weren't they smarter too? And the only reason why they got extinct was because homosapiens outnumbered them and were more social while neanderthals hunted in duos and trios at most and didn't have such social skills.

Anyway, this seventh episode was the best so far imo.

A Fossil is stone that took the form of the bone.

What's heavier, a square meter of meat or a square meter of limestone?

Do you think a life-size marble statue weighs less than a human?

How heavy is Calcium compared to whatever Fossils are made of?

What's heavier, a life-size marble statue or the same marble statue, but also covered in meat?

STOP OWNING ME GOD DAMMIT I GET IT

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Trick question, mass cannot exist in 2-dimensional space

They had bigger brain, yeah, but the sapiens were more social and if i'm not mistaken sapiens invented the atlatl too, which is how they could hunt instead of going with a spear like the Neanderthals, who, while tough as fuck, did end up being bodied sometimes by the bigger animals.
Sapiens started farming too i think? while Neanderthals were exclusively hunter/gatherers. Been a while since i studied it, but yeah, Sapiens only "won" because of their social skills

Why do either of you retards think the giant chickens have dense bones?
Granted their bones were not as porous as modern birds, but to call them marble is full on stupid.

Dinosaurs were between 60% and 80% air due to tissue from their air sacs (not lungs) carving empty space into the bone. Additionally, fossils are not bone, fossils are stone that accumulated in the empty space the bone left when it rotted away.

Goddammit we could have been way cooler