Alright you nigger kikes, let's do this.
Dark Nights: Death Metal #4 Storytime
The least you could do is add bat- to all the slurs.
Yeah thats just racist
How the hell would a person who hasn't read Trinity Crisis or Speed metal understand what the fuck is going on?
Because just recapped them?
I missed one of those, but with how generic its all been, IDK what was the one I missed.
It would be better for Darkseid to be silent and his dialogue to be coming from the anti-life-d heroes.
yeah, but like on a narrative standpoint it seems really baffling to me to tell an incredibly important part of the story in a tie in
Superboy Prime KNEELS BEFORE BATGODKEK
this makes the Benfags happy lol
I KNEEL DARKSEID
>Shota-Monitor
Snyder, what the fuck is this shit
>Darkseid growing hair and tusks
Greatest heresy in Snyder lore yet
I actually really look superboy prime's eye in the second to last panel
Oh, would you look at that. Despite everything DC tried to say about him, PRIME TIME DID NOTHING WRONG.
Veget probably would too for an Omega Effect boost to get one over Goku desu
It's not darkseid, it's implied that its darseided superman
Is Diana ever going to come up with a better argument than "b-but what if we literally dream about sunshine and lollipops and hope that our wishful thinking will literally make everything OK?!"
It is literally never implied. That's Darkseid. You see all the supermen stepping on Main Timeline Superman.
She does in Prime is above all else a Superman-fanboy. No better argument than convincing him it's what Classic Superman would've believed in.
AAAAAAHHHHH WALLYBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? I THOUGHT THAT IF WE SPAMMED THE BOARD AND MADE EDITS WALLY WOULD DEFEAT BATKEK
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, HOW IS THIS HAPPENING??????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
JUST
AS
PLANNED
Not a bad Earth
I've been waiting for these pages to be posted. Because goddamn they raise so many questions. Did Prime Time just KILL Darkseid and Monty? How did he know where to aim to crack their realities specifically to free Clark and Bruce? Do ALL Silver Age Kryptonians have alternate reality vision?
I KNEEL
That and Superman explicitly states "You're the real Darkseid"
Stop reading the comic here.
PREP TIME YOU BITCHES
kino
...okay you're technically right but goddamn is that a shorter argument that wouldn't work on anyone but a hardcore Superman fan, which conveniently most people on DC Earths are.
>David Hasselhoff as Superman
What the fuck
>Scott Snyder as the Robin King
NO, DC
BAD DC
DO NOT
DO FUCKING NOT
The Apex of Armageddon. The Baron of Brutality. The Cultivator of Chaos. The Duke of Darkness. The Emperor of Execution. The Fiend of Foulness. The Godhead of Gore. The Height of Horror. The Imperator of Infernality. The Jarl of Jackassery. The King of Killing. The Lord of Logicality. The Master of Murder. The Naysayer of Nemeses. The Overlord of the Overvoid. The Prince of Pain. The Quintessence of Quality. The Rajah of Rampaging. The Sultan of Sin. The Tyrant of Termination. The Undertaker of the Underworld. The Virtuoso of Villainy. The Watchman of War. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zealousness.
THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE GOD OF GODS
THE CHADMAN WHO LAUGHS
APEXPREDATORMAN WHO LAUGHS the MASCULINE
GRIPMAN WHO LAUGHS the CRUSHING
INSURMOUNTABLEMAN WHO LAUGHS the UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEMAN WHO LAUGHS the UNYIELDING
AESTHETICMAN WHO LAUGHS the BEAUTIFUL
SWOLEMAN WHO LAUGHS the RIPPED
TANKMAN WHO LAUGHS the RESOLUTE
PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGMAN WHO LAUGHS the INTIMIDATING
GLAREMAN WHO LAUGHS the DOMINEERING
JUGGERNAUGHTMAN WHO LAUGHS the UNSTOPPABLE
DISCIPLINEDMAN WHO LAUGHS the ENLIGHTENED
ZENMAN WHO LAUGHS the SPIRITUAL
POTENTMAN WHO LAUGHS the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYMAN WHO LAUGHS the INVINCIBLE
VALORMAN WHO LAUGHS the DAUNTLESS
IMPERIOUSMAN WHO LAUGHS the DOMINATOR
INVICTUSMAN WHO LAUGHS the ETERNAL
MAELSTROMMAN WHO LAUGHS the TITANIC
QUAKEMAN WHO LAUGHS the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
COLOSSUSMAN WHO LAUGHS the LEVIATHAN
BEHEMOTHMAN WHO LAUGHS the MASTODONIC
MONSTERMAN WHO LAUGHS the TERRIFYING
LORDMAN WHO LAUGHS the KING
DEITYMAN WHO LAUGHS the CHRIST
CRIMSONMAN WHO LAUGHS the LEGEND
SUPERNOVAMAN WHO LAUGHS the TRANSIENT
MAN WHO LAUGHSCHAD THE BAT
BATCHAD THE MAN WHO LAUGHS
MAN WHO LAUGHSCHAD THE BAT
KINGCHADWHO LAUGHS THE LORDBAT
THE CHAD OF CHADS
ENCHAD CHADMAN WHO LAUGHS
CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD
ENTER CHADMAN WHO LAUGHS
>DARK NIGHTS: DEATH METAL RISE OF THE NEW GOD #1
>Written by JAMES TYNION IV and BRYAN HILL
>Art by JESUS MERINO and NIK VIRELLA
>Cover by IAN BERTRAM (shown here)
>Card stock variant cover by BOSSLOGIC
>Batman. Always. Wins. This irrevocable truth resonates to the very heart of Perpetua's battle with the Batman Who Laughs...and when her ally reveals his absolute nature, she will upend this mantra and destroy the last planet. His planet. But that's not enough...and the mother of all creation must wonder, if power lies in destruction, why would she ever stop? But that's the thing about truth...when it turns to fact, there's no disputing its godlike reverence...and so enters the Darkest Knight. Featuring a backup story that spins out of the cliffhanger from Dark Nights: Death Metal Multiverse's End #1.
>48 pages, $5.99, in stores on Oct. 27.
What the FUCK did we do to deserve this bros...
I thought he just destroyed the antennae