Does Bruce actually fuck all the supermodels he goes out with to maintain his playboy persona?

This is one element of his persona that I wish was more consistent. Modern Bruce is more of a demure philanthropist than a playboy.

This, I prefer the boozing, womanizing, fop, the LAST guy you'd expect to Batman.

Bruce needs a beard. A young blonde that can hang off his arm and play his thotty sugar baby whenver he needs to make public appearances, but who can also clean up nicely. Maybe somebody bulletproof...

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Not bad. An improvement over his current beard Selina.

Boning hot babes is part of the Bruce Wayne image, so he does it. If he didn't, a lot of rumors would circulate about Bruce that might bring unwanted attention. In the context of being Bruce Wayne, he can't help but stick out of the crowd, but he can't seem to be too different.

Some writers like to write Bruce as a sexless monk and that means that he doesn't fuck the models and starlets that appear in events as his armcandies.

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They'd just actually end up fucking, too much in common, and Bruce does love and respect female heroes.

I always liked the idea that he had an algorithm in terms of which ones he would bone and which would be sent home early, you can't just keep taking super models and actresses out with the express interest in boning them and not do it every time. That in itself would get people talking

> He must be, to use a rather weathered phrase, a man of honor, by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world. I do not care much about his private life; he is neither a eunuch nor a satyr; I think he might seduce a duchess and I am quite sure he would not spoil a virgin; if he is a man of honor in one thing, he is that in all things.
>The Simple Art of Murder - Raymond Chandler

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit. Sex lowers your T levels and makes you act like a bitch. Everyone from knights to samurai to janissaries to gladiators to ooga booga tribes to modern athletes abstained from women because they take your masculinity for themselves in the act.

Female testosterone and athletic prowess increase when they have sex.

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It is for this reason that Batman is always depicted powerless and helpless when clashing against a female rogue. They rob him of his manly energy.

I ship it. I think they would be good together.

Batman used to be ok with banging for pleasure. Batman these days is a sexless monk outside of when Tom king is writing his fanfiction.

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I remember Rucka said he wanted to write a story in where a bunch of women gather at a party and one eventually confesses that she didn’t fuck Bruce, leading to more of them confessing the same thing and they all come to the conclusion that he’s gay

Why DC wants to keep Bruce pure?

Why didn't he write it?

>pure
He fucked Talia and half a dozen others. Might be sweet if it turns out Z punched his V card. That could be a cute story.

DC would never allow people in universe to think Batman is gay

Wertham’s ghost haunts the DC offices

There's an interview where Ed Brubaker says that DC used to have an old Batman Bible that was meant to serve as a guide of sorts to any writer willing to work on the Batman books and according to this Bible Batman didn't had sex and was actually a virgin. He goes on to say that he even got some pushback for trying to show Bruce and Selina fucking during his Catwoman run.

comicsalliance.com/ed-brubaker-batman-interview-part-one/
>CA: So were there any guidelines at all when you started on Batman, then?
>EB: There was a "Batman bible" that I got, leftover from the previous regime, and there was some really funny stuff in there that I still remember. There was this page describing Batman, that said that he was a virgin. All these girls he'd dated over the years as this playboy, he'd never slept with any of them, because having sex would somehow prevent him from being Batman. Apparently if all these women got together, they'd find out that he always had a headache, like they always thought they were the only one and it was their secret shame. "God, I couldn't even get Bruce Wayne to sleep with me!" It was like Bruce Wayne was some quarterback ordered by his coach not to have sex the night before a big game, but the big game was his entire life. That totally cracked me up.
>There was this other page that really stuck out to me, that was about how Batman was the real person and Bruce Wayne was the mask. That was how they were looking at it, and then it said, "And he is not insane." And I was just like, "Well, come on. That's pretty much the definition of it right there." [Laughs]

>It was like Bruce Wayne was some quarterback ordered by his coach not to have sex the night before a big game, but the big game was his entire life

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No, he just takes them home and gets them drunk, then fucks off to tango with Joker. Alfred has to fuck all those supermodels during the night while they are drunk and not remembering a thing.

Man, when was Brubaker's short run? This is very recent stuff. Had Bruce been virgin until the 2000s? That is crazy! Even Superman had been on a steady diet of Lois' puss for a decade by then.

ooga booga tribes are not scientists and the shit you're saying is scientifically wrong.

So Robin saw more action than the Bat.

No man even in fiction could possibly be getting more action than Richard "The Dick" Grayson is portrayed as getting. This wasn't going to be a competition.

I get DC not wanting Bruce to be a manwhore as weird as that may be with the playboy persona and all, but why make him a virgin? Most of the time he's a 31 year old guy as per every action movie protag. It is just weird to have Bruce as a virgin with that age. Specially when he's rich and handsome.

>Batman was the real person and Bruce Wayne was the mask.
My god I fucking hate this shit

Does Joker?
Or did he do something twisted like cut off his own dick...

And he is not insane.