OHH SHIT BROS!!!

He's 45, that's younger than Downey Jr was in Iron Man 1.

He's 45, dumbass.

Absolute monkey paw situation

I wanted Tobey back but not stuck with the other two, just a pure Raimi-verse movie
I can't wait for old Raimi-Spidey to get torn down to prop up the garbage MCU stuff

Best case scenario is that this will trigger Spider-Man 4 in some form. Maybe a comic book series focused on Raimi's Spidey, to explain what happened between Spider-Man 3 and, well, Spider-Man 3.

they're going to wank the ever loving shit out of Tobey, Garfield will be the butt of all the jokes

Easy solution: have Raimi direct this film.
Just promise him he can kill off a couple of minority characters as long as he behaves.

>Imagine the orgasm this motherfucker will feel when he faces not one, not two, but THREE Spider-Men at once.

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>Tobey back in the suit
Goddamnit....As a rule I stay the fuck away from Marvel if it I can't consume the content for free and easily. But I might have to break that rule.

Fucking Disney is going to get my money.

>>Go see "SPIDER-MAN: HOME OF THE SPIDERS"
>>Andrew Garfield and Tobey McGuire show up.
>>"Hey, didn't you do a stupid dance once?"
>>"What? No..."
>>"Yeah yeah yeah, you did this really stupid dance"
>>"No I didn't..."
>>"I'm pretty sure you did a stupid dance..."
>>Audience loses their shit.
>>Twitter is lit up by people going "OH MY GOD! They brought up the Spider-Man 3 dance! This is the best movie ever!!!!"
>>Youtubers like Markiplier, Matpat, Pewdiepie and Alex Jones start saying how amazing it is they referenced the Spider-Man 3 dance.
>>All critics give it a 10/10 rating because "It made a joke about Spider-Man 3's most embarrassing moment in cinema!"
>>Meanwhile, the film forgets that Spider-Man's identity has been revealed to the world.

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How would Andrew or Tom knew Tobey did the dance tho.

The same way the Skrulls knew that Carol Danvers knew where the Skrull ship was.

Ok, I'm gonna try to salvage this:

>Theme of the movie is Identity, and this reflects on both the main character (MCU Spidey) and the main villain (TAS Electro).
>Peter has to deal with the scenario of the world knowing he's Spider-man, including dealing with minor villains like Shocker or Scorpion, that show up but are stopped fast.
>Electro was supposed to be dead, but the Multiverse shenanigans from Wanda and Strange bringed him back somehow into a Random place of the cosmos, being the MCU.
>He doesn't know what he is supposed to be, he lost everything and is trying to find his identity in this new place.
>Electro tries to embrace his identity, MCU Spidey tries to run away from it. Both are doing the bad move and have to be put on the right way somehow.
>Electro ends up in the hands of Mysterio himself, who is trying to kill off Spidey by contacting some minor villains (Vulture shows up but just warns Peter). Mysterio contacts Kraven.
>Kraven is the villain for the first and two acts, while Electro is pure build-up until the third act. Mysterio is the puppet master for all the acts.

Should I keep going?

I hate it, I hate everything about it. They're just going to be shitting on the other two and shilling Holland. "Oh Tom is the best Spider-Man ever!"

I'm listening. Let's see if you can make Tobey and Andrew fit into the theme you proposed, or just have them be fanservice.

I always hated Disney's SpiderTwink, but loved Garfield and Tobey! I'm disappointed as to how hyped i am! I would say this might ruin Tobey's world, but SM3 did that.

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Spider-Man 3 was alright

Imagine having so little faith in your own Spider-Man that you need to bring in two other fan favorites to get butts in chairs.

Hmm, let's see.

>Doctor Strange shows up as a mentor in the first act. He has to fix the multiverse stuff, but couldn't ignore Peter's situation since he doesn't have no one to help him right now (Not as a mentor at least). He tries to get help tho.
>Strange partially blames himself for what is happening with this new guy called Electro, and the door is let open for more irregularities happening across the MCU and/or this movie. He knows Peter is just a kid but can't fully help him because Peter is trying to run away from himself, and he needs to learn once and for all that with great power comes great responsability.
>First act ends with Strange meeting Maguire, since he suspects Electro comes from that Dimension. By this we know that he doesn't (of course) since his Electro died, along some other villains. There's this Mysterio guy tho that keeps escaping from him. He's married with MJ tho, and accepts to help. Goes with Strange along the way.
>Maguire helps in the second act once Kraven comes into frame, but not enough to steal the spotlight. Let's suppose the big fight has 3 acts too, so Maguire shows up at the end of it.
>Kraven escapes, Maguire presents himself (No suit yet tho). He explains the situation to Peter, and how Strange is busy investigating the multiversal stuff (By this point probably we have seen Electro already btw).

Cont.

Into the spiderverse will always be the superior movie. Disney cucks seethe

Ok...so where does Sony go from here?
Attempt Sinister Six?
Plug Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen into their films?
Do some symbiote mayhem? Or is that reserved for Venom sequels?

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>Mysterio has been building TAS Electro as his big comeback, so he can rebuild his plan to become a superhero and stuff. Of course, he gives fake optimism to Electro because he thinks he's needed for once. That makes Electro to fully embrace his identity and grow confident and bad-ass, enough to even get a new design more akin to Mysterio's dramatic fashion.
>Mysterio grows more and more impacient, and Electro wants to get rid of MCU's Spidey since he's just a kid and he thinks he can kill him easy (He actually can, since MCU's Spidey depends a lot on Tony's tech). Mysterio refuses, wants to keep Peter alive so he can suffer even longer.
>Second act ends with Strange visiting TAS-verse. Total contrast to Maguire, Andrew is a bump but still does the Spider-Man stuff. Aunt May died, he's alone, etc, etc. No big menaces tho, since all of his villains ended up dead tho. Strange starts to notice a pattern here.
>Andrew refuses, he thinks his power has done enough damage to his closen ones, so he keeps using it for instinct. Then shit goes down, Strange sense some weird shit happening on the MCU, so he takes Andrew with him anyway.

Cont.

Feels weird to dump this film just in the middle of phase 4. It has the potential to make as much as an avengers movie if it has proper build up.