Simpsons describe sex

A spin on a favorite of reddit, you are to describe your sex life using a quote from The Simpsons. Have fun...

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"There goes the last thread of my heterosexuality"

Now THERE'S the overinflated sense of ego!

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GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, Homer rides a freak!

“He likes women that take their clothes off for money”

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Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix...

"oh no! not the elephants!"

"You can really taste the chutney"

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Now I have 3 kids and no money!

Sneed

>Nothin' at all
>Nothin' at all
>NOTHIN' AT ALL!

Whoa-ho, that’s good squishy!
*incoherent babbling*

>30 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart

No! Money down!

I didn't do it.

Put it in H

It... no longer exists

"Won't you play with my ding-a-ling"

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He said the r word, this is unforgivable.

DO THE HOMER SHAKE

"He's bringing love! Break his legs!"

"AND THOSE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN?

THEY USED TO BE MEN."

"Nobody likes Milhouse."

I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.

>Bacon up that sausage, boy!

Aliens...bio-duplication...nude conspiracies. Oh my god! Lyndon LaRouche was right!

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